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I Miss Bill

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posted on Dec, 14 2017 @ 07:06 PM
It doesn't matter what party you belong to this is good natured political humor from a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton....

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"

He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
He plays the saxophone.
He smoked weed.
He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him .... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath:
"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to have sex in the Oval Office between the Bushes.

posted on Dec, 14 2017 @ 07:10 PM
a reply to: Metallicus

He left office with one of the highest approval ratings ever. Dont tell Trump supporters that! Its a fact!

posted on Dec, 14 2017 @ 07:25 PM
a reply to: Metallicus

Bill Clinton feels my pain!


Okay, he caused most of it. . . but still. . . he feels it!

posted on Dec, 14 2017 @ 09:52 PM
Wild Bill liked to think of himself as a new "Kennedy in Camelot".

John had Jackie...

Bill has a jackal...

It's like parallel lives...

posted on Dec, 14 2017 @ 09:56 PM
a reply to: DBCowboy

Didn't he say that, 'I feel your pain' line while speaking with an AIDs activist while campaigning? I sure hope he didn't cause you that pain... yikes.

posted on Dec, 15 2017 @ 09:26 AM
You must also miss Bill Nye they are both astute liars.
a reply to: Metallicus

posted on Dec, 15 2017 @ 09:34 AM
I miss the Cigar jokes of Bill & Monica....

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