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18 reasons why Jesus was Irish

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posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 10:01 AM
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this made me smile
18 reasons why Jesus is Irish

1. Nobody spoke about how he was conceived
"Look, let's not ask. It's best that way."

2. His mother thought he was God
And she was constantly telling her girl friends about him.

3. He loved telling stories
He'd the gift of the gab, so he did.

4. He hung around with a big gang of lads
There would have been some craic on that Whatsapp group.

5. He had a great big beard and long hair
He wouldn't be out of place sipping craft beer in the Bernard Shaw(Thats a pub in Dublin)

6. He was a carpenter
"You'll get a trade, Jesus and THAT'S IT."

7. He did what everyone asked of him
"Have ya asked Jesus? He'll sort ya out for sure."

8. He could turn water into wine
For when it's too late to go to the off licence.

9. He fed loads of people with a bit of bread and some fish
Like Irish parents have been doing for generations.

10. He lived at home until his mid-thirties
"Any fear of ya finding a place, Jesus?"

11. He liked spreading gossip
"Wait til ya here what me Father was telling me..."

12. He ran into a lake to prove he could walk on water
"Hold my beer."

13. He hated bankers
Like the rest of us.

14. He went out with the lads the night before he died
Last supper? More like stag do.

15. He even brought the whole gang
"There's a fierce amount of us, but I can't leave Doubting Thomas out, # buzz as he is."

16. Even though there was one bad egg
They all would have been bitching about Judas while out smoking.

17. His last request was for a drink
"Feck it, I've time for 'the one'."

18. Finally, he disappeared for three days over a long weekend
Before sheepishly embarking on the walk of shame.




posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 10:07 AM
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a reply to: DpatC
Did you also know that Superman is Indian?



posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 11:13 AM
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I don't remember hearing about any potatoes at the last supper. Plus he drank wine not whiskey. Plus I'm pretty sure an Irishman would have put up a better fight against Roman soldiers nailing them to a cross.



posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 12:47 PM
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Jesus was Egyptian, just like Moses.



posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 01:26 PM
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a reply to: Blue Shift

And the Egyptians were mostly from the Levant, like the Jews



posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 02:00 PM
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originally posted by: DISRAELI
a reply to: DpatC
Did you also know that Superman is Indian?





I kid you not I literally just had to write a paper for college about how Superman is Jewish. To teach to children. And I was told to compare his physical characteristics to Jews as well?!? The weird thing is, it's kinda true. The origins of Superman, that is. But seriously, it was a really weird assignment. This is what your future teachers learn in college...



posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 02:02 PM
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a reply to: DpatC

why are you Irish and thats why you are sort of thinking he was Irish ??
edit on 5-12-2017 by tempestking because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 02:22 PM
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a reply to: MisterMcKill

On Superman. I heard that his creators based him on Rabbi Akiba with and other rabbis who had miraculous super powers attributed to them in the talmud and legends.
even Superman's iconic Cape was allegedly based on a Jewish prayer shawl that is draped on the shoulders.



posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 03:02 PM
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originally posted by: dashen
[...]even Superman's iconic Cape was allegedly based on a Jewish prayer shawl that is draped on the shoulders.

Somewhat. It was also a rip-off of Captain Marvel's cape, which was based on the capes used by trapeze and high-wire circus performers.



posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 04:27 PM
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a reply to: DpatC

Jesus was a tree guys...




posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 04:40 PM
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originally posted by: CreationBro
Jesus was a tree guys...

I know. His dad was a burning bush.



posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 04:49 PM
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a reply to: DISRAELI

I love this it's so comical.

I think God himself would smile
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posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 05:56 PM
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originally posted by: tempestking
a reply to: DpatC

why are you Irish and thats why you are sort of thinking he was Irish ??


Actually Yes I am Irish



posted on Dec, 5 2017 @ 08:51 PM
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a reply to: DpatC

Anyone who can turn water into an alcoholic beverage deserves to be Irish.




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