posted on Dec, 2 2017 @ 04:08 AM
originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: ignorant_ape
pilot of the craft was said to be under the influence of alcohol
So there are 2 red noses lighting the way?
Typical idiots in charge.
It is well known that Santa delivers the presents and sits in the sleigh. I can assure you that while Santa may be holding the reigns but it is
Rudolf and the other Reindeer that are actually doing the flying and Rudolf could be said to be the Pilot. That makes Santa a typical flying
passenger although he does get very busy.
You may see him on radar but don't annoy him. He has Pixie Dust, Moon Dust and Elven long range magically enhanced arcane explosive arrows.
Don't get started on the defense systems including poop bombing by the Reindeer.
Then there are all of those empty bottles.