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posted on Nov, 29 2017 @ 06:55 PM
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In a breaking news report today sources within the mainstream media have announced that all male news hosts will be replaced by the hologram of Walter Cronkite. This has replaced their initial plans to hire only eunuchs and was felt to be a less problematic and safer option. All female employees will be housed in secret locations just to be on the safe side. We want to be as pro active as we can here and will be implementing these changes as soon as possibal.

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posted on Nov, 29 2017 @ 07:14 PM
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Damn nose breathers, makin to much noise sucking air. I'm offended. George Putnam would be better suited.



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