Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lysergic


How long before someone comes along and tells us the reason these games exists is because there isn't enough Jesus going around these days?

No No... Jesus be down.😁

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just don't type Female Caligula into Google Image Search.

Stocking Stuffers!

a reply to: Bigburgh

One would think the title of the thread would be a major babe magnet on its own.

Instead, it's been pretty Daddy in this thread. =/

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lysergic


Is there a MILF version?

I think there's a board game version...from MILFTON BRADLY.

a reply to: Lysergic

Yes reigning it in.

Thread back on for..

"Dream Daddy"

Simulator

Is there one where I can play as a Female????

-Alee

a reply to: NerdGoddess

Hope you like Pigeons

Hatoful Boyfriend

Supports the love between: A young girl and a pigeon

Hatoful Boyfriend has been mystifying gamers since 2011, achieving such infamous cult status that it somehow made its way onto the PS4. It's a simple tale portraying what happens when a high school girl and pigeon become more than just friends. If you've never imagined what it would be like to start a relationship with a pigeon, then I have two questions: What's wrong with you, and wouldn't you like to know what you've been missing?

In Hatoful Boyfriend, you step into the shoes of a female student at St. PigeoNation's Institute, which is basically private school for urban birds. As the only human to walk through St. PigeoNation's halls, you've got plenty of feathered potential suitors to choose from. For instance, will you fall for the empathetic rock dove? Do badboy fantails make you go weak in the knees? Should you dare to start a forbidden romance with your teacher who is also a quail? It's entirely up to you - just make sure you don't get your eyes pecked when you move in for the first kiss.

I love this thread oh so much

"Break stick to assert dominance"

Full on LOL

I don't actually have anything meaningful to contribute, so there ya go.

YouTube and video games: showing just how weird people really are since their creation. ETA: I'm gonna try breaking sticks to assert dominance in my real life interactions. Ill let y'all know how it goes. Probably.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lysergic


How long before someone comes along and tells us the reason these games exists is because there isn't enough Jesus going around these days?

Boom ... here you go AM . This and many other problems exist because there aren't enough people listening to the Holy Spirit... which is the spirit of Christ.

Happy now ?

a reply to: Bigburgh

The two choices provided, "Join them" and "Smash everything" are essentially identical. Talk about half-assing the "decisions during gameplay have different consequences" metric.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Lysergic


How long before someone comes along and tells us the reason these games exists is because there isn't enough Jesus going around these days?

He moves into the neighborhood later as part of a DLC.

originally posted by: NerdGoddess
Is there one where I can play as a Female????

-Alee

Yep, Sandwich Maker 2018. Unfortunately it's from EA so you'll have to buy the additional content if you want to advance past anything more complicated than peanut butter and grape jelly on white bread.

originally posted by: Sheye
Boom ... here you go AM . This and many other problems exist because there aren't enough people listening to the Holy Spirit... which is the spirit of Christ.

Happy now ?

I think if more people listened to our true lord, Cthulhu, there would be less strife.

More madness, yes, but less strife.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
He moves into the neighborhood later as part of a DLC.

Dude. And people think I'm bad.

a reply to: Lysergic

First I was all like. . .




Then I was all like. . . .



Now I'm all like. . . . . . .

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Sheye
Boom ... here you go AM . This and many other problems exist because there aren't enough people listening to the Holy Spirit... which is the spirit of Christ.

Happy now ?

I think if more people listened to our true lord, Cthulhu, there would be less strife.

More madness, yes, but less strife.

I think there are already enough tentacles in the game already.

:/

originally posted by: badw0lf
I think there are already enough tentacles in the game already.

:/

I disagree. I have a fever and the only cure is more tentacles.

Y'all had me at the Caligula talk!

a reply to: chelsdh


Toga party!

Create your Dadsona!

Shouldn't it say 'create you own delusion'.

Sigh.