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How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 10:25 PM
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How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, but it took a quadrillion to create it lol bad joke
edit on 26-11-2017 by SatansPride because: mispelled lightbulb as lightbuld lol




posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 10:30 PM
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originally posted by: SatansPride
How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, but it took a quadrillion to create it lol bad joke


No. A bad joke will still make a 1st grader laugh.



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 10:38 PM
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a reply to: madmac5150

thats a redundant joke to us lol a bad joke is only suppose to make the creator laugh i think lol thats why its bad



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 10:43 PM
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originally posted by: SatansPride
a reply to: madmac5150

thats a redundant joke to us lol a bad joke is only suppose to make the creator laugh i think lol thats why its bad


No. It's bad because it was seriously stupid. Seriously.



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 10:43 PM
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a reply to: SatansPride

sorry no offense i didnt mean to be mean. i was just sayin like theres a lil irony in how weve spent millions of years to destroy ourselves with such adolescent technology, all for the pursuit of the lightbulb & the wonders it brings



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 10:47 PM
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hey guys what's going on in this thr--

....

/backs away slowly



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 10:50 PM
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Your username implies that you bake bread in the underworld.

THAT is a bad joke.



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 11:01 PM
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a reply to: madmac5150

pride is the only thing that can lead deciete/satan the deciever to its own destruction. i think its like a gods soldier thing kinda ironic, controversial ya know



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 11:01 PM
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This joke had no bright idea..🙄

I was triggered.



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 11:02 PM
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a reply to: fiverx313

lol



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 11:05 PM
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a reply to: fiverx313


😁



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 11:08 PM
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originally posted by: SatansPride
a reply to: madmac5150

pride is the only thing that can lead deciete/satan the deciever to its own destruction. i think its like a gods soldier thing kinda ironic, controversial ya know


"Satan's Pride" sounds like a Pillsbury cake mix... devil's food of course.

The name would be better suited to charcoal manufacturing.

"Satan's Pride" charcoal... see... now THAT'S a winner. You could probably enlist the Clintons for advertising; your "boss" should still have them on retainer.
edit on 26-11-2017 by madmac5150 because: Never read the fine print, ever! Seriously. Don't read the fine print...



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 11:15 PM
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a reply to: madmac5150

lol thats a great idea pretty catchy. good get rich quick scheme lol idk if the cakes would sell



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 11:17 PM
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a reply to: madmac5150

i dont like the devil though really i follow god



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 11:29 PM
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originally posted by: SatansPride
a reply to: madmac5150

i dont like the devil though really i follow god


Wow... a Satanist with the conviction of a 12 year old.

Your parents are gonna be so pissed off, when they find out that you hacked the parental controls on Catholic.com.



posted on Nov, 26 2017 @ 11:59 PM
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a reply to: Bigburgh

Who is that ? lol



posted on Nov, 27 2017 @ 12:12 AM
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Best joke ever. Are you AI?



posted on Nov, 27 2017 @ 12:17 AM
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a reply to: Sapphire

T.J. Miller in Silicone Valley 😊



posted on Nov, 27 2017 @ 12:20 AM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: Sapphire

T.J. Miller in Silicone Valley 😊


I thought i recognized him
Thanks !



posted on Nov, 27 2017 @ 12:41 AM
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a reply to: Sapphire

Most Welcome🤗



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