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Tweaky Twerkey for Truckers

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posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 02:56 PM
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Wishing everyone at ATS and you lurkey twerkeys a great
Holiday season. And



And for all my trucker brothers out there remember,
A truckers thanksgiving gets wieghed at the D.O.T. scales!
Happy thanksgiving everybody!


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posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 02:59 PM
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a reply to: randyvs

Happy Thanksgiving!! xx



posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 04:14 PM
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a reply to: randyvs



I'll be having Tofurky!



posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 05:33 PM
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a reply to: seattlerat




I'll be having Tofurky!


Awesome and don't forget the wine!




posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 05:33 PM
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Had to get a trailer tire changed at a TA. You know how it is: they want you to go to the next TA / Petro to check your torque, but the girl forgot to mention it. So, as I was leaving the shop she came running out with my papers and she was shouting about how I had to get my torque checked at the next shop. So, I ran back inside, looked her straight in the eye, and started twerking as best I could. I mean ,I'm not a twerker. I can't dance. So, eyes got as round as saucers and her jaw dropped and she shrieked "what the hell you doin?!'" so I stopped and told her "you said you had to check my twerk."

She dropped to the ground, howling and cackling with laughter. I like to call it a howckle because it has so many consonants in it.

"Boy, you know damn well I said torque," she said through her fits of laughter.

"You're wrong, boy you're just wrong! Kaha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!"



posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 05:44 PM
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a reply to: 4003fireglo

ROTFLMAO! OMG! I can tell when I'm talk'n to old school
that's for sure.

RESPECT


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posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 05:51 PM
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Thank you, Randy, and wishing you one too. Hope you are fairing well and will send some extra thoughts and prayers your way tomorrow. Bro Hug.



posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 05:52 PM
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a reply to: The GUT

Big hug back to you brother man!



posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 05:56 PM
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a reply to: randyvs

Hope you and everyone else has a great holiday!



posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 05:58 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!



posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 06:44 PM
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a reply to: 4003fireglo

Happy Thanksgiving, Sir---yer twerkey post cracked me up!



posted on Nov, 22 2017 @ 06:51 PM
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LOL thats awesome. Happy turkey day!




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