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Trump pardons "Drumstick" the turkey for Thanksgiving!!!

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posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:44 PM
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Donald Trump has issued a presidential pardon for "Drumstick" the turkey.

"Drumstick", whose real name is Ivan Gobbletovsky, is suspected by many to be further proof of Trumps collusion with the Russians.

Democrats are calling for a special prosecutor to investigate.


Film at 11.
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posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:49 PM
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originally posted by: RickinVa
Donald Trump has issued a presidential pardon for "Drumstick" the turkey.

"Drumstick", whose real name is Ivan Gobbletovsky, is suspected by many to be further proof of Trumps collusion with the Russians.

Democrats are calling for a special prosecutor to investigate.


Film at 11.


Never mind what Democrats or Republicans say, what's he going to do next year...pardon himself?



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:50 PM
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a reply to: RickinVa

What is the point of the turkey pardon, if you don't mind me asking?



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:50 PM
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Opposing forces already filing lawsuits in Federal Courts !!!!

stay orders pending !!

FISA warrants !!

Russians !!

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posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:52 PM
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a reply to: RickinVa

Maxine Waters climbed the White House Fence to serve justice on Drumstick for the People. "I don't recognize this President's pardon" as she cleaved Drumstick in half, parading around with his head.



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:52 PM
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originally posted by: xuenchen
Opposing forces already filing lawsuits in Federal Courts !!!!

stay orders pending !!

FISA warrants !!

Russians !!

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Yuh forgot jealous Foxies...who can't even catch a chicken.



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:52 PM
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Environmental groups outraged! Turkey not sustainable they scream. It cannot reproduce without intensive artificial agricultural practices. It would be more humane for Drumstick to be put out of his misery since he cannot enjoy the full range of life activities a creature of his type would normally enjoy.



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:53 PM
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a reply to: RickinVa

Ironically, Operation Drumstick is associated with the Marines allegedly landing at Langley.

www.youtube.com...
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posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:53 PM
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originally posted by: Autorico
a reply to: RickinVa

What is the point of the turkey pardon, if you don't mind me asking?



It's a stupid tradition, nothing more.
Never understood myself.



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:54 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

The first president to do it likely needed an excuse to have ham instead.



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:54 PM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

At least the Gov has a sense of humor......yeah?



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:56 PM
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a reply to: Autorico

Fair enough.



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 05:59 PM
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How could you FORGET this "greatest hit" for THANKSGIVING from 2008 ATS:

ATS Thread - Video: The Sarah Palin Turkey Massacre




posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 06:10 PM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22

originally posted by: Autorico
a reply to: RickinVa

What is the point of the turkey pardon, if you don't mind me asking?



It's a stupid tradition, nothing more.
Never understood myself.


It really started with Ronald Reagan who sent them to petting zoos in order to keep the animal cruelty protesters happy:

en.wikipedia.org...



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 06:24 PM
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Drumstick is a white turkey. Why does it have to be a white turkey? Why not pardon a brown turkey? Racism racism racism



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 06:28 PM
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originally posted by: dashen
Drumstick is a white turkey. Why does it have to be a white turkey? Why not pardon a brown turkey? Racism racism racism


The wild turkeys living in the hoods ... I mean woods were inavailable for comment.



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 06:40 PM
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I was kinda hoping he'd slaughter it with a hatchet in front of kids and country... keep the Trump brand and all. Oh well.



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 06:45 PM
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I had a pet turkey last year named "Giblet". That bird followed me EVERYWHERE. Giblet was my buddy.

Then, one day, Giblet started attacking my ducks and chickens at feeding time. Violently.

We donated him to a charity.

Pass the gravy...
edit on 21-11-2017 by madmac5150 because: Never read the fine print, ever! Seriously. Don't read the fine print...



posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 06:45 PM
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Belay that order! GAWWWDAMNIT!!!!!



Trump's shia'ite must be held up in the botton of the toilet it becomes fodder by the time it gets cleared.

Which means the turkey dies before Thanksgiving dinner.

And of course we blame Trump for the death of the one we do eat.

OR ELSE!!!




posted on Nov, 21 2017 @ 07:08 PM
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Trump should find the turkey that Obama pardoned last year and have him cooked up for Thanksgiving dinner.

Now that would be a level of petty that I aspire to.




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