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Friends and Football [TG2017]

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posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 03:33 PM
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a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

Sashi Brown and Paul DePodesta hate the Browns (see: Carson Wentz).





"Make me won with everything" pun!!


I gotta admit, I read it three times and I am still missing the "won" pun. I understand the joke, but as Buddha would hope, "please enlighten me". Thanks in advance. Cheers
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posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 03:36 PM
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originally posted by: BeefNoMeat
I gotta admit, I read it three times and I am still missing the "won" pun. I understand the joke, but as Buddha would hope, "please enlighten me". Thanks in advance. Cheers


It's 'one, not 'won'.

'Make me one with everything', as in 'make me one with the universe'. Bartender mistakes it for make me a drink with everything.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 03:46 PM
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Even with Divine intervention the Steelers only win by one? Gives Hail Mary a whole new meaning. Nicely done.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 03:49 PM
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originally posted by: Vroomfondel
Even with Divine intervention the Steelers only win by one? Gives Hail Mary a whole new meaning.


Our protagonist likes a close game.


Nicely done.


Thank you.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 03:59 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: BeefNoMeat
I gotta admit, I read it three times and I am still missing the "won" pun. I understand the joke, but as Buddha would hope, "please enlighten me". Thanks in advance. Cheers


It's 'one, not 'won'.

'Make me one with everything', as in 'make me one with the universe'. Bartender mistakes it for make me a drink with everything.


Oh no, I totally got what you were laying down, I just thought I may have missed the pun involving "won", as it relates to winning a football game. Again, nice read and I picked up on all of the nuance and punchlines. Good stuff.

Asking just in case I missed something. Nothing missed. Carry on.

#HTTR
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posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 04:15 PM
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a reply to: BeefNoMeat

No worries. Thanks again.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 04:49 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


Great read, thank you. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving.
Hey lets ask Gunther what he is thankful for..........oh yeah that's right, we cant.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 05:28 PM
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originally posted by: Tarzan the apeman.
Great read, thank you. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving.


Thanks, and you too.


Hey lets ask Gunther what he is thankful for..........oh yeah that's right, we cant.


He's thankful for his nice warm box to live in.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 06:31 PM
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THIS WAS SO FUNNY AND I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL.

I really laughed out loud.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 06:54 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

A typical bourgeois capitalistic approach to the holidays.

The Marxist proletariat will tear down a statue is disgust!

Other than that?

A great story.

Harvey Weinstein wants to talk to you about a screenplay.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 07:07 PM
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Harvey Weinstein wants to talk to you about a screenplay
a reply to: DBCowboy

In his bathrobe. And don't make a scene.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 08:35 PM
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originally posted by: geezlouise
THIS WAS SO FUNNY AND I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL.

I really laughed out loud.


Me neither! The Giants suck nards so it's over for me.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 08:36 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Harvey Weinstein wants to talk to you about a screenplay.


Again?



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 08:38 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Harvey Weinstein wants to talk to you about a screenplay.


Again?


This time he says you can have a "safe word".

Promise.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 08:39 PM
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Wait. 'Promise' is a stupid safe word.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 08:40 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Wait. 'Promise' is a stupid safe word.


So was, "Harder".



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 09:15 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


I hated that one.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 09:21 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


I hated that one.


Then why do we keep using it?



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 09:53 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
That was funny. Where do you get this stuff?



posted on Nov, 14 2017 @ 05:03 AM
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HAHAHA!

That is hilarious stuff! Well played!



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