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Drunk Florida man arrested for driving lawn mower on highway

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posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 03:40 PM
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a reply to: dashen

Poor guy was just doing his civil duty-mowing some asphalt because of the county budget cuts.

He should've made for the border and if he was lucky he would've crossed it by February.




posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 06:03 PM
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a reply to: dashen

In breaking news today...

I put my socks on, first one foot, then the other.

They are red socks with yellow lightning bolts on each side (like 'The Flash' logo).



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 06:24 PM
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a reply to: intrepid

Define operating...



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 06:54 PM
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a reply to: chr0naut

but did you get arrested for it?



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 08:46 PM
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a reply to: dashen

Red socks with yellow lightning slashes on them?

I hope so...



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 08:49 PM
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a reply to: dashen

I drink while on a lawn mower.

Actually the help rides the mower and I drink.

I just drink.





posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 08:56 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: dashen

I drink while on a lawn mower.

Actually the help rides the mower and I drink.

I just drink.








You refer to your wife as the help?



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 09:01 PM
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originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: dashen

I drink while on a lawn mower.

Actually the help rides the mower and I drink.

I just drink.








You refer to your wife as the help?


Absolutely NOT!

She's referred to as "Her Royal Highness of Greatness and Flowers and Often Unicorns".



and she's reading what I type



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 09:25 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I see, you get her to mow the lawn by sweet talking her. Your a sneaky one.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 10:13 PM
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originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: chr0naut

but did you get arrested for it?


I live in a free country where a man can sock his feet in peace and with pride!




posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 11:55 PM
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it`s florida so I doubt he will get convicted ,hell in florida you kill someone in cold blood and not get convicted so .



posted on Nov, 14 2017 @ 10:23 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: dashen

I drink while on a lawn mower.

Actually the help rides the mower and I drink.

I just drink.




Well you could.



How much damage could you do?



posted on Nov, 16 2017 @ 07:09 AM
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S.O.P 's in most Aussie rural areas.

That is all.



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