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Some fun for Anti Bush and pro Bush supporters.

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posted on Feb, 12 2005 @ 10:33 AM
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George: Condi nice to see you.What`s happening?

Condi: Sir,I have the report here aboutthe new leader of China.

George:great,lay it on me.

Condi;Hu is the new leader of China

George:Thats what l want to know.

Condi:That`s what I`m telling you.

George.that`s what I`m asking you.Who is the new leader of China?

Condi:yes

George:I mean the fellows name.

Condi:Hu

George:The guy in China.

Condi:Hu.

George:The new leader of China.

Condi:Hu.

George:The main man in China.

Condi:Hu is leading China.

George:Now whaddya` asking me for.

Condi:I`m telling you,Hu is leading China.

George:Well I`m asking you.Who is leading China?

Condi:Thats the mans name.

George:Thats who`s name?

Condi:Yes

George:Will you,or won`t you tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi:Yes Sir.

George:Yasser?Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he`s dead in the middle east.

CondI:That`s correct.

George:Then who is in China?

Condi:Yes Sir.

GeorgeYasshir is in China?

Condi:No Sir.

George:Then who is?

Condi:Yes Sir.

GeorgeYasshir?

Condi: No,Sir.

George:Look Condi.I need to know the name of the new leader of China.Get me the Seceretary General of the UN on the phone.

Condi:Kofi?

George:No thanks.

Condi:You want Kofi?

George:No

Condi:You don`t want Kofi.

George:No.But now that you mention it,I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the UN

Condi:Yes,Sir.

George:Not Yassir! The guy at the UN.

Condi:Kofi

George:Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi:And call who?

George:Who is the guy at the UN?

Condi:Hu is the guy in China.

George:Will you stay out of China?!

Condi:Yes,Sir

George:And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN

Condi:Kofi.

george:All right! with cream and two sugars.Now get on the phone!!!!!!




posted on Feb, 12 2005 @ 10:39 AM
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I think you would like http//imao.us Check out Frank J's "In my world". It's quite amusing topical political satire. Enjoy!



posted on Feb, 12 2005 @ 10:44 AM
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Well thanks that was refreshing and nice, I was laughing to the end.



posted on Feb, 12 2005 @ 10:55 AM
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very nice
that could of been 3 pages long and id still laugh.



posted on Feb, 12 2005 @ 10:59 AM
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Hilarious! Thanks for the good chuckle!



posted on Feb, 12 2005 @ 02:57 PM
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Glad you liked it.You can easily imagine that conversation occuring.



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