originally posted by: iTruthSeeker
So he is being attacked over 200 jobs? Did he personally fire those 200?
Long answer....yes, because President Trump is now fully responsible for ANY type of wrongdoing such as; mass shooting, severe weather, climate
change, alien attack, ELE, forrest fire, earthquake, torcaneo(tornado+ hurricane hybrid), job loss, healthcare, Ebola, male pattern baldness, dinosaur
extinction, low air pressure in tires, reality programming, road conditions, stock market, gas prices, Kimye, decline in the migratory path of the
Pacific Tree Octopus, skunky beer, poor WI-FI, CIA, JFK, CNN, KFC, COPD, FBI, ATF, IRS, ISIS, FUBAR, low water pressure, bad drivers, and ADHD.
I'm sure I missed something but those are the biglyist ones that I can think of. Life's been FREAKING AWESOME since the President took office. I am no
longer responsible or accountable for ANYTHING anymore. It's all the President's fault.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go explain to my dog how the "Trumpperfly Effect©"** ruined her trip to the park today.
**Trumpperfly Effect- similar to the butterfly effect, the TE takes place when the President tweets something overnight in DC, causing the MSM to
start the dialogue over said tweet. Soon the MSM news cycle starts to spread outward from DC causing mobile alerts to start showing up on people's
phones, PC's, and cell phones. Slowly, the news alerts are read as people are waking up within their time zone. Everytime an electronic device is
opened to read the President's tweet, it causes a slight rise in temperature which then grows exponentially as the tweet is discussed and dissected.
The heat from the electronic devices, along with all of the hot air being spewed out by discussing the tweet causes a significant rise in air
temperature that grows as it reaches the PNW due to a 3hr time difference from when the story broke from DC. The moist air coming in from the Pacific
ocean is suddenly met with the hot air mass coming in from the east settling over Oregon. A cool air mass coming out if Canada then collides with the
warm-moist air over Oregon causing torrential rain over the past few days, creating a muddy mess at the dog park, which is how President Trump and the
Trumpperfly Effect© is responsible for my dogs disappointment. It's not my fault, you can't argue with science.
If you care to look deep enough, you'll find that Trump is responsible for the 200 jobs lost at the Carrier manufacturing plant. I'm sure it's due to
their chosen industry, HVAC. The Trumpperfly Effect® is causing some crazy weather patterns, which is why people aren't purchasing new HVAC systems,
hence causing the drop in demand for HVAC units, which is causing the company to layoff 200 people. The Trumpperfly Effect® is real people...