We all have one of those moments when your mind and body go on auto pilot and you end up doing something so stupid or ridiculous, that usually you
would historically laugh at someone else's misfortune for doing it.
But this time it was you.
And all you can say is why the hell did I just do that?!
I want to hear some wtf moments that you orchestrated upon yourself.
One incident that comes to mind immediately is one day I was working on my jeep.
I had a coffee on the bumper and a can of WD40
For some unknown reason, I took the can of WD40 and squirted it in my mouth.
It had one of those red straws on the end so you can focus the spray in one spot.
I put that stupid straw in my mouth and gave the can a squirt.
Instantly I'm gasping for air as I run into the house and shove my head under the kitchen faucet.
Gargling and flushing my mouth out with water.
The wife comes in and asks what's wrong and goes into a panic thinking I got hurt or something.
Once I was able to say what happened she laughed till she cried and called me an idiot.
Another time I was trying to be a hot shot by dousing a sausage in FlashBang hot sauce.
You sign a waiver for it upon purchase because the bottle is packing 3.5 million SCU. For a comparable scale tabasco sauce is around 2000-2,500 SCU.
I got some of the FlashBang sauce on my hand unbeknownst to me, as I decided I needed to take a leak.
Usually I'm very adherent to washing my hands immediately after touching that bottle.
Not this time...
Screams of pain and anguish echoed the streets. Bloody murder was being sung from my lavatory.
Into the bathroom sink it goes. Cold water on,
Manically I paced around uttering a plethora or swear words as I panicked about the implications for such an action.
In my belligerent rant I noticed Someone had left the milk jug on the counter in the kitchen.
Milk usually helps neutralize the heat from hot sauce.
I took that 4 liter jug of milk into the shower and began pouring it all over myself.
As I stood in a tub of milk shaking from the pain all I could think was
How did it come to this ?
It took the better part of an hour for the pain to become manageable.
Needless to say my appetite for the sausages I had just barbecued was long gone.
Those have to be 2 of my most mindless moments.
I want to hear from you all some of your best wtf moments.
edit on 7-11-2017 by Macenroe82 because: (no reason given)