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posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 05:57 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Arrested Development joke that is misquoted, but hoped it would still slide.

I am aware. Wasn't it Saks 5th Avenue? I don't remember.




posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 05:59 AM
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originally posted by: chelsdh
I am aware. Wasn't it Saks 5th Avenue? I don't remember.


Don't put me on the spot like that, I'm not that smart.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:00 AM
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originally posted by: RainyState
The furniture company I was with in Colorado moved me out to Oregon to manage one of their stores.

Eventually I left that company and started my own woodworking/furniture design/repair business that I named Rainy State Designs. This was around the same time I finally decided to stop lurking and start an ATS account. Years later the business no longer exists, but the name lives on......


Fellow woodworker eh?

I have often thought that we need a little woodworking shop somewhere on here to chat about that kind of thing and anything in general.

A bit like the shed but with less dragons and more tools.




posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:01 AM
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originally posted by: nonspecific
I have often thought that we need a little woodworking shop somewhere on here to chat about that kind of thing and anything in general.

A bit like the shed but with less dragons and more tools.


Oh, yeah, cause a whole forum of people turning twigs into whistles would light the site on fire.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:04 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
I have often thought that we need a little woodworking shop somewhere on here to chat about that kind of thing and anything in general.

A bit like the shed but with less dragons and more tools.


Oh, yeah, cause a whole forum of people turning twigs into whistles would light the site on fire.


I am sure you and the other idiots would pop by to make a mockery of it and some of the sharp tools involved would make a satanic pervert like your good self giddy with the potential of them.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:08 AM
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originally posted by: nonspecific
I am sure you and the other idiots would pop by to make a mockery of it and some of the sharp tools involved would make a satanic pervert like your good self giddy with the potential of them.


I'm making a mockery of it now and I think I just lost an eye.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:12 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
I am sure you and the other idiots would pop by to make a mockery of it and some of the sharp tools involved would make a satanic pervert like your good self giddy with the potential of them.


I'm making a mockery of it now and I think I just lost an eye.


Hope it was not your all seeing one.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:16 AM
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originally posted by: nonspecific
Hope it was not your all seeing one.


It was the other one.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:22 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
Hope it was not your all seeing one.


It was the other one.


Ooh nasty, at least you can still see straight though.

I would put some ice between your legs and see the masonic choir mastr about stepping up an octave or two.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:29 AM
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a reply to: nonspecific


Why don't you go and whittle me a new one Woody McWoodworker.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:33 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: nonspecific


Why don't you go and whittle me a new one Woody McWoodworker.


Whittleing is an art I have yet to master, you need a porch and a rocking chair to sit on for whittling and I sold my banjo.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:35 AM
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originally posted by: nonspecific
Whittleing is an art I have yet to master, you need a porch and a rocking chair to sit on for whittling and I sold my banjo.


Hmmm, it seems like you're stereotyping woodworkers as toothless inbreds.

I like it.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:43 AM
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a reply to: nonspecific

I have a mandolin that can be borrowed.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:43 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
Whittleing is an art I have yet to master, you need a porch and a rocking chair to sit on for whittling and I sold my banjo.


Hmmm, it seems like you're stereotyping woodworkers as toothless inbreds.

I like it.


Nope just the American ones, English ones are fine gentlemen, well built, good looking, never lose a pencil.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:56 AM
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originally posted by: nonspecific
Nope just the American ones, English ones are fine gentlemen, well built, good looking, never lose a pencil.


I've seen your picture, you look American.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 07:02 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
Nope just the American ones, English ones are fine gentlemen, well built, good looking, never lose a pencil.


I've seen your picture, you look American.

Really?


I take that as a compliment.

Most people say I look like a homeless person so American is a step up the ladder for me!



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 07:10 AM
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a reply to: nonspecific

American pedigree: confirmed.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 07:51 AM
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Someone mention wood working?

Ima pro.







posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 07:57 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Someone mention wood working?

Ima pro.






Not in my book if you go around using a chainsaw with ear defenders.



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 09:40 AM
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I watch it all the time. I can't even count how many times now. It actually gets funnier. Originally I hated the last season but just finished watching it again and it has some brilliant moments.



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