Curry. Delicious Treat or Devilish Bowel Destroyer?

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

You mean to tell me Gunther never fed you bratwurst in between your favorite; glasses of whisky with lots of ice?

Gunther feeds me salads made from Lotus Blossoms and clubbed baby seals.

If you EVER mention ice and whisky again in the same sentence, I will report you to the mods!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yea, yea I figured it out. It took me a little bit but I got it. Uzed mines brainz!

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: DBCowboy

If you wanna really take it to the next level try some spaghetti. It's from all the way over in Italy!!

I had some by accident once.

It was in the way of some veal I was trying to eat.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It was in the way of some veal I was trying to eat.

There was a farmer in the way of the last one I tried to eat.

So I eatted him too.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I
Can
Explain

We
Have
Iced
Spirits on
Kwanzaa
Every
Year

a reply to: FauxMulder


You're an evil bastard.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Does this mean I'll never get the Gunther gig?

a reply to: BlueJacket

some pulled chicken thighs

"pulled"

LOL - so trendy, too funny - is that code for de-boned chicken,

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originally posted by: FauxMulder
Does this mean I'll never get the Gunther gig?

Do you like leather and living in a box?

If you answer 'no' to both of these then you can be the next Gunther.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Does this mean I'll never get the Gunther gig?

Have you never been to Vegas, because we haven't, but we don't go there a lot.

a reply to: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I like leather boxes and I've never not been to the fictional place of Vegas that doesn't not exist.

I mean, who would build a city in the dessert? What a stupid idea that is.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
I mean, who would build a city in the dessert? What a stupid idea that is.

The good thing is if you ever go there like we haven't they don't serve you curry.

a reply to: FauxMulder

I haven't forgotten the "ICE" post either.

A mod is on the way to your house where they will smack you in the privates with a ruler.


*sniff*

Gunther used to love that.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
I mean, who would build a city in the dessert? What a stupid idea that is.

The good thing is if you ever go there like we haven't they don't serve you curry.

I wouldn't mind Ann Curry.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wouldn't know because I've never been but the only thing I've ever seen on the menu down there is thlughts.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Now you're getting me excited. Witch one is it?!

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

Now you're getting me excited. Witch one is it?!

I can't say, but it rhymes with "GrigGratGrurryGrexan"

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I wouldn't mind Ann Curry.

Better than Tim.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
I wouldn't know because I've never been but the only thing I've ever seen on the menu down there is thlughts.

It's a thlught smorgasbord there.

But I wouldn't know because I've never been there, particularly to the Crazy Horse II.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hey now... I had nothing add till you said this. Back off of Tim Curry. He's freaking creepy as hell. But he's awesome possum.