posted on Feb, 27 2005 @ 10:07 AM
Oh right! That is IT! ITS ON, WASP!
You wanna war?
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OPERATION: PLASTIQUE HAGGIS:
Stages:
1] Send MI6 in to kidnap Billy Connely. He will be held to ransom.
2] Murrayfield will be mined under cover of darkness.
3] All kilt making facilities are to be destroyed using cruise missles and Tornado strikes.
4] As part of our new psychological warfare strategy, the Edinburgh Festival will be cancelled.
5] All Irn Bru shipments are to be contaminated with tap water.
6] The Toon Army are to be mobilized immediately. Their destination: Ibrox and Parkhead.
7] The unhealthiness of the deep-fried Mars bar is to be exploited. Will adjust airfield denial systems to drop these unhealthy snacks onto the
populace.
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Long live UK unity!