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Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

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posted on Aug, 5 2018 @ 10:17 AM
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Hollyweird, the headquarters of perversion and mediocre remakes. It cranks out film after film with not-so-subtle innuendo in an attempt to indoctrinate your children into activities that only Q could rescue them from. It's populated by abhorrent individuals with no redeeming qualities who all should be incarcerated.

Our next guest is someone who thought, 'That **** is wrong, man! Los Angeles sucks, we should do this in the desert instead.' So he did, and upped and moved to New Mexico so he could run around naked all the time and no one actually gives a crap. Please welcome Olaru12.

 


    AM: Tom Hanks once famously played a man in love with an inflatable ball, in this day and age do you think a baker should bake a cake for a man and his volleyball?

    OL: Yes, bakers should bake a cake as fast as they can.

    AM: If you had a soul would you sell it to the Devil for an Academy Award win?

    OL: Is that an Oscar?....sorry I don't swing that way!!

    AM: Who really does control Hollywood? The Jews, the Reptilians, the perverts or just a bunch of people into crappy remakes?

    OL: Jews making crappy remakes for peverts and perverts.

    AM: Would you describe the religion of Hollywood to be Luciferianism, Scientology or Make-a-Buck-ism?

    OL: From a personal standpoint; it's all about the money!

    AM: After Trump drains The Swamp what do you think he and Q will find when they drain Hollyweird?

    OL:A very cool Sarah Palin reality series.

    AM: You cool with nude scenes?

    OL: I prefer nude scenes!!

    AM: You live in the desert, is peyote an essential part of your food pyramid?

    OL: They send it up on the train from Guadalahara.

    AM: Did you move there because you didn’t want to get #MeToo’d or is the work that much more interesting in Tamalewood?

    OL: We have a fantastic community of reprobates, drunks and actors. Not necessarily in that order!

    AM: What brought you to ATS?

    OL: I met a lady mod in a bar in Santa Fe.

    AM: Conspiracy that you find most credible?

    OL: Mojo is real if you know the right people.

    AM: Favorite film that you haven’t worked on?

    OL: Godzilla vs Megalon.

    AM: Favorite TV series that you haven’t worked on?

    OL: Route 66....the old one, not the remake.

    AM: Favorite band that you aren’t in?

    OL: God, I love Lydia Loveless

    AM: Favorite book that you haven’t written?

    OL: Ulysses by James Joyce

    AM: Most interesting well-known actor you’ve met and why?

    OL: Spent an afternoon with Kristopherson and Peckinpah long time ago. Gettin' f***ed up.

    AM: Dream location film shoot and the project you’d like to do it on?

    OL: I'd like to make a Russ Myers type film with lady cops in Lubbock Texas.


    Olaru lives in New Mexico where he likes to inhale Cheese Pizza and cheap bee. Later on he then likes to projectile vomit on his Donald Trump poster. He also may or may not have sold out to The Man and is making commercials for a soulless corporation.


Well, that's it, we now have confirmed that film actors are disgusting perverts. Disney will take your sons, daughters and any of the 23 other genders and eat them. But it's cool, they'll give you SJW Star Wars in return. Seems like a fair trade to me.

Olaru, thanks for rising from your drunken stupor and setting aside some time from your hedonistic lifestyle to join us today. Your parting gift is a cycle of Doxycycline to take care of that thing that you mentioned to me when I sent over the questions. Until next time.

 




posted on Aug, 5 2018 @ 10:23 AM
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Super Job, guys.
I love 'Matzoh Westerns'.



posted on Aug, 5 2018 @ 10:31 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I once made a film about me and a cheese pizza.

But the cheese pizza turned me in to the authorities and the film was banned in all countries except Estonia where they call me El Grande Potato.



Another sterling interview!



posted on Aug, 5 2018 @ 10:31 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Haha, great interview.

olaru, gotta raise a glass for you, Joyce, and nakedness in the desert!



posted on Aug, 5 2018 @ 03:05 PM
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Thank you Mason and Olaru! As always, I love learning more about our ATS family.



posted on Aug, 5 2018 @ 06:24 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder


Hello?


Got damnit, I missed my chance to screw the whole thing up again.



posted on Aug, 6 2018 @ 08:02 PM
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LOL @ Ulysses.

Srsly tho? SRSLY?

Also, this was a very triggering interview. I am very triggered. Seriously.



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 09:37 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Slacking, son



posted on Sep, 2 2018 @ 09:57 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
Slacking, son


Next week, I didn't want the interview being missed because of the holiday.



posted on Sep, 11 2018 @ 11:16 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Slacking, son


Next week, I didn't want the interview being missed because of the holiday.


Did you forget?



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 05:56 AM
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originally posted by: randomtangentsrme
Did you forget?


Nope. Still waiting on my questions to come back. Not sure if it's the PM system or they just forgot.



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 06:57 AM
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No idea what your on about but im sure there will be some good healthy human sacrifices that occur during the festivities.



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 08:40 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: randomtangentsrme
Did you forget?


Nope. Still waiting on my questions to come back. Not sure if it's the PM system or they just forgot.


Perhaps a gentle reminder is in order.
I have a fully-charged car battery ready to go.



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 08:45 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Perhaps a gentle reminder is in order.
I have a fully-charged car battery ready to go.


Do you have the jumper clamps for the nip area?



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 08:51 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Perhaps a gentle reminder is in order.
I have a fully-charged car battery ready to go.


Do you have the jumper clamps for the nip area?


Last I heard DB borrowed them for his job interview with Gunther's replacement.



posted on Sep, 13 2018 @ 08:45 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Perhaps a gentle reminder is in order.
I have a fully-charged car battery ready to go.


Do you have the jumper clamps for the nip area?


Last I heard DB borrowed them for his job interview with Gunther's replacement.


Job interview? He told me we were trying out the new peck muscle builder / areola massager.



posted on Sep, 28 2018 @ 12:44 PM
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It's been so long the thread actually dropped off of my "myATS".



posted on Sep, 28 2018 @ 12:47 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
It's been so long the thread actually dropped off of my "myATS".


Sorry, was just talking to DToM about this. The poster hasn't been on in over two weeks so we were trying to contact them behind the scenes.



posted on Sep, 28 2018 @ 12:55 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
It's been so long the thread actually dropped off of my "myATS".


Sorry, was just talking to DToM about this. The poster hasn't been on in over two weeks so we were trying to contact them behind the scenes.





posted on Sep, 28 2018 @ 12:56 PM
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They're actually not, I see that they logged in today but haven't posted since mid-Sept.



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