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Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

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posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 09:25 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My hove-a-round goes pretty darned fast!


Most things do when they get near you, it's called a 'gravity assist'.


DB regularly uses the Slingshot Effect on Gunther.




posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 09:27 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
DB regularly uses the Slingshot Effect on Gunther.


I laugh at NASA and that idiot Musk, DB has already landed several people on Mars with this technique.



posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 09:48 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
DB regularly uses the Slingshot Effect on Gunther.


I laugh at NASA and that idiot Musk, DB has already landed several people on Mars with this technique.


If by Mars, you mean that place outside of that city we never go to, then yes.

They are all on Mars.



posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 09:57 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
If by Mars, you mean that place outside of that city we never go to, then yes.

They are all on Mars.


That obviously wasn't the place that I was referring to for legality's sake but yes.



posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 12:20 PM
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What HAPPENS On Mars...STAYS On Mars.

...or, at least, in the desert just on the outskirts of Mars.
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posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 01:43 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
What HAPPENS On Mars...STAYS On Mars.

...or, at least, in the desert just on the outskirts of Mars.


Where we have obviously never been.



posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 03:03 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Where we have obviously never been.


I'm not going there for work in two weeks so don't stop by the Bellagio where I wont be sitting at the bar.



posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 03:19 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Where we have obviously never been.


I'm not going there for work in two weeks so don't stop by the Bellagio where I wont be sitting at the bar.


Can't go there (not like I ever have) but I won't be in Portland all next week at the Radisson.

Sitting at the bar.



posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 05:12 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Where we have obviously never been.


I'm not going there for work in two weeks so don't stop by the Bellagio where I wont be sitting at the bar.


I too will be in a bar...but it will be in Tijuana...and only during my show breaks.

Also...I'll be the guy in the donkey costume smoking a cigarette.
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posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 06:10 PM
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Stand by, have to come up with an Eeyore/Winnie the Pooh joke appropriate for this site.


Might take a while. I just banned myself for the first three thoughts. . . . .



posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 06:56 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Also...I'll be the guy in the donkey costume smoking a cigarette.


Do you at least take the head off first?



posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 07:03 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Also...I'll be the guy in the donkey costume smoking a cigarette.


Do you at least take the head off first?


Only if I have to send someone a message.



posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 07:52 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

What's your going rate to perform at a bar mitzvah?

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posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 08:13 PM
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a reply to: FauxMulder


He's better at a bris.



posted on Jul, 26 2018 @ 08:30 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I hear for the nominal fee of a half drank bud light, he'll perform the bris with his teeth.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 05:12 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder


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posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 08:14 AM
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posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 04:07 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
DB regularly uses the Slingshot Effect on Gunther.


I laugh at NASA and that idiot Musk, DB has already landed several people on Mars with this technique.


I see you're still trying to pretend the accident involving DB trying to get your mom to Mars due to her mass instead slingshotting himself to Uranus never happened.

Yes, I'm that childish



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 04:17 PM
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If I was ever in Uranus, it was because I was broke, it was college.

I needed the money.

STOP JUDGING ME!



posted on Jul, 28 2018 @ 07:46 AM
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Since you made that public I guess I'm free to sell the full story to the National Inquirer.



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