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Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

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posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 10:01 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
They tried to sell me round ham instead.


Isn't 'Round Ham' your current stripper name?


Close.

"Potted Meat".




posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 10:11 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
They tried to sell me round ham instead.


Isn't 'Round Ham' your current stripper name?


I thought it was "Vienna Sausage"



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 10:17 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
They tried to sell me round ham instead.


Isn't 'Round Ham' your current stripper name?


I thought it was "Vienna Sausage"


It was. But Tom Cruise sued me for copyright infringement so I had to change it.




posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 10:26 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
They tried to sell me round ham instead.


Isn't 'Round Ham' your current stripper name?


I thought it was "Vienna Sausage"


It was. But Tom Cruise sued me for copyright infringement so I had to change it.



FYI:
Just checked...
'Ham Fisted' IS still available.



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 10:40 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy



This is what they meant by Dust Bowl.



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 11:24 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Omg I loved Watershipdown the movie as a child even though I think it was a little scarring so my love is probably a little Stockholmy. I’ve also read the book a couple of times now.

Cool interview! I like Ketsuko she’s fun.



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 11:38 AM
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When can I get an interview?.



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 11:58 AM
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originally posted by: testingtesting
When can I get an interview?.


Have you submitted your urine sample to Augustus yet?



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 12:26 PM
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originally posted by: geezlouise
Omg I loved Watershipdown the movie as a child even though I think it was a little scarring so my love is probably a little Stockholmy. I’ve also read the book a couple of times now.

Cool interview! I like Ketsuko she’s fun.


Love that book too, glad you liked the interview.



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 12:26 PM
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originally posted by: testingtesting
When can I get an interview?.


When you bulk up your biceps, Tiny Arms.



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 01:03 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have put an inch on them in the past six weeks I'm gonna be so buff.
I will do a calendar soon enough.



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 02:04 PM
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originally posted by: testingtesting
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have put an inch on them in the past six weeks I'm gonna be so buff.
I will do a calendar soon enough.


I did a calendar once.

"12 Reasons why you should listen to your cardiologist"



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 02:26 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: testingtesting
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have put an inch on them in the past six weeks I'm gonna be so buff.
I will do a calendar soon enough.


I did a calendar once.

"12 Reasons why you should listen to your cardiologist"


I think 'Flabruary' was some of your best work.



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 02:33 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Arterial Blocktober was my second best!



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 02:39 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Arterial Blocktober was my second best!



Aorta take another look at that one.



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 02:45 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Arterial Blocktober was my second best!



Aorta take another look at that one.



This calendar "stroke"d my ego.

And I got a new Hover-round out of the deal!



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 02:47 PM
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We would make so much money for charity though all in tin foil hats and August in a tin foil gimp suit
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posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 02:55 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Night Star


Wolf tastes like veal. Just sayin'.


No, it does not. Wolf tastes sort of like rancid fatty beef, like fatty beef from an old stringy steer. If you soak it overnight in milk or buttermilk and then slow roast it, it isn't inedible and actually has a long grain to the meat which makes shredding/pulled roast for BBQ or burritos the best way to eat it.



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 02:55 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Arterial Blocktober was my second best!



Aorta take another look at that one.



This calendar "stroke"d my ego.

And I got a new Hover-round out of the deal!


COOL.
Just make sure when driving it, that you bypass all those major arteries...otherwise, you might get cardiac-arrested!


[ I know...I'll show myself out ]



posted on Jun, 11 2018 @ 03:16 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA


Be still my beating hear-. . . . dammit! It was just a figure of speech!




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