Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Is it time to grab the pitchforks and march through the threads of ATS looking for this interviewee yet?

Well, if it's who I think it is based on the given time frame & combing the members list for last logins, then it's going to be worth the wait. If it's not who I think it is, it'll still be interesting.

a reply to: FauxMulder


Alright, so I'm working on the back up plan to the back up plan.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder


Alright, so I'm working on the back up plan to the back up plan.

Well,...Somebody needs to be punished.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just let me know when to get the spatulas out.

I'm more than willing.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well,...Somebody needs to be punished.

Agreed. Start with the post above this one.

a reply to: FauxMulder


Hey man, if someone knocks on your front door just open it.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Of course. I always have my butlers, Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson answer knocks at the door.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Of course. I always have my butlers, Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson answer knocks at the door.

Aren't Mr. Wesson's hands too slippery to turn the door knob?

a reply to: IAMTAT

Smith turns the knob.

It's literally two retards humping a door knob.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: IAMTAT



It's literally two retards humping a door knob.

I call that a Friday night at my house.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I remember a video that made the rounds years ago. It was disgusting.

I think it was called "3 idiots, one knob"

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: IAMTAT

I remember a video that made the rounds years ago. It was disgusting.

I think it was called "3 idiots, one knob"

Yup. From the book of the same name.
Won the Newbury Award for children's literature in 2014.

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. See the Beast of the East wrestle the Chick with the Shtick.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. See the Beast of the East wrestle the Chick with the Shtick.

Welll...It's about time you interviewed a hermaphrodite.

a reply to: IAMTAT


I needed to soften everyone up first with Commies, Nazis, Chatbots, Masons and overall halfwits.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


I needed to soften everyone up first with Commies, Nazis, Chatbots, Masons and overall halfwits.

I usually rely on Adolph for that.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. See the Beast of the East wrestle the Chick with the Shtick.

I thlught DB already interviewed

originally posted by: FauxMulder
I thlught DB already interviewed

This thlught is a different one.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I usually rely on Adolph for that.

I put zat scheisse on everyzing.

Hello, is this thing on?