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Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

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posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 11:36 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
All this talk and not ONE DAMNED WORD ABOUT DUNGENES CRABS?


I was told to keep the sex talk to a minimum so I figured STDs were off limits.


That's why I always have a stick of butter in my underwear.


There's an "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" joke in there...somewhere.

You sure it's not a misspelled Country Crock joke?




posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 11:52 AM
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originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just the thought of combining Mexican Food and Nude Pole-Dancing...sounds...sloppy?


The dancers don't eat until after they're done for the day. Also, no food on stage, lol.


I love that they had to make a rule for this.

I can imagine the scenario that led to it. Guacamole and tortillas everywhere.



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 11:53 AM
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originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just the thought of combining Mexican Food and Nude Pole-Dancing...sounds...sloppy?


The dancers don't eat until after they're done for the day. Also, no food on stage, lol. Though, it's the first place I've seen customers tip a dancer by buying her tacos and the dancer is genuinely excited about it. Our food is amazing.


Just kidding...I'm sure it's a great place, AB.
I'll try to visit next time I'm in town...I'll be the guy with two other guys wearing pig masks...because I don't own one.



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 11:56 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just kidding...I'm sure it's a great place, AB.
I'll try to visit next time I'm in town...I'll be the guy with two other guys wearing pig masks...because I don't own one.


Yup, and they'll probably do a dine and dash again. Just remember that Slender and Creeper only have to outrun Heels, not the bouncer.



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 11:57 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just the thought of combining Mexican Food and Nude Pole-Dancing...sounds...sloppy?


The dancers don't eat until after they're done for the day. Also, no food on stage, lol.


I love that they had to make a rule for this.

I can imagine the scenario that led to it. Guacamole and tortillas everywhere.


I got thrown out of the last strip club for offering to buy the strippers' tacos.
edit on 4-3-2018 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 12:01 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just the thought of combining Mexican Food and Nude Pole-Dancing...sounds...sloppy?


The dancers don't eat until after they're done for the day. Also, no food on stage, lol.


I love that they had to make a rule for this.

I can imagine the scenario that led to it. Guacamole and tortillas everywhere.



It's not an official "rule" so much as an unspoken one. I don't think it's ever happened but... I'm pretty sure everybody is aware of how bad an idea it would be to have habanero sauce spread all over the pole. We are one of those fully-nude strip club states. Ouch.



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 12:03 PM
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originally posted by: Abysha
We are one of those fully-nude strip club states.


I'm in. Fully Nude is my middle names.




edit on 4-3-2018 by AugustusMasonicus because: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 12:04 PM
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a reply to: Abysha

That's maybe an overreaction because I'm having a "for recreational purposes sunday":

I loved the interview. I love your sense of humour.
We don't always agree but I appreciate you exist just the way you are. In a way how you always comfortably stand by your position and still contribute besides the heated climate on ATS gives me hope.
You never appeal to anyone as victim even though I bet some things discussed got to you on a personal level.
And by all means you seem to be an involved and functioning person. Just a little more exotic bird than the average grey sparrow.



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 12:06 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT


There's an "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" joke in there...somewhere.


Yeah but who is going to volunteer to go in there and find it?

Great interview, guys! Abysha, very cool you can speak fluent cthulian!



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 12:07 PM
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originally posted by: zosimov
Great interview, guys! Abysha, very cool you can speak fluent cthulian!


It truly warms the black blood in my evil heart when someone can invoke the Great Old Ones during a Q&A session.



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 12:09 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
We are one of those fully-nude strip club states.


I'm in. Fully Nude is my middle names.





Nudity for Oregonians is protected under the first amendment since the 80's. In fact, it's against the law to ban it anywhere in Oregon.

This is why we have things like the "Naked Bike Ride" events downtown. I'm still not used to being cut off in traffic by a naked cyclist.



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 12:12 PM
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originally posted by: Abysha
This is why we have things like the "Naked Bike Ride" events downtown. I'm still not used to being cut off in traffic by a naked cyclist.


If I did that you'd think a man and his pet anaconda were out for a leisurely spin on their mountain bike.



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 12:19 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
This is why we have things like the "Naked Bike Ride" events downtown. I'm still not used to being cut off in traffic by a naked cyclist.


If I did that you'd think a man and his pet anaconda were out for a leisurely spin on their mountain bike.


And yet you claim Masons aren't reptilians.

Ancient Aliens, I'm sorry I ever doubted your show.



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 12:21 PM
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originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just the thought of combining Mexican Food and Nude Pole-Dancing...sounds...sloppy?


The dancers don't eat until after they're done for the day. Also, no food on stage, lol.


I love that they had to make a rule for this.

I can imagine the scenario that led to it. Guacamole and tortillas everywhere.



It's not an official "rule" so much as an unspoken one. I don't think it's ever happened but... I'm pretty sure everybody is aware of how bad an idea it would be to have habanero sauce spread all over the pole. We are one of those fully-nude strip club states. Ouch.


I'm just glad to hear the place has reopened after the tragic incident with that pole dancer named Piñata.

edit on 4-3-2018 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 12:25 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
This is why we have things like the "Naked Bike Ride" events downtown. I'm still not used to being cut off in traffic by a naked cyclist.


If I did that you'd think a man and his pet anaconda were out for a leisurely spin on their mountain bike.

God dammit, I'm trying to drink coffee here XD



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 12:27 PM
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originally posted by: Nyiah

God dammit, I'm trying to drink coffee here XD


Coffee? It's 1:30, it's time for beer.



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 02:08 PM
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a reply to: Abysha

Personally, I love habanero sauce


Thanks for sharing a little insight into your life. I have always enjoyed your openness and frankness and there is no exception now.
Life is a ride and yours seems to be extraordinarily wild!



AB: I wish. I usually smell like Mexican food and strippers.

A lot of the men that I have dated usually do as well but you make it sound much more posh.

Thanks again and sorry about the gif...and the facial tic!



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 02:21 PM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: Abysha

A lot of the men that I have dated usually do as well but you make it sound much more posh.



Seconded. I always found it a turn-off on guys but discovered it's damned near an aphrodisiac when men smell it on me.

Thinking about bottling it somehow. "Eau de Mexicali Nude". Put it on before the "bacon n' Budweiser body spray" for maximum guy magnet effect.



posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 02:51 PM
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Just now got to reading it- very fun!




I’m saving it up for when I get old and wear Depends. That way I can constantly make eye contact with people while I’m peeing. I’ll have a daily quota.


This was my favorite!
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posted on Mar, 4 2018 @ 03:12 PM
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originally posted by: chelsdh
Just now got to reading it- very fun!


Did we cheer you up my little red-haired vixen?



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