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Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

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posted on Dec, 10 2017 @ 04:59 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: chelsdh
Made it super easy for my kids to see where Mom was sitting at school functions!


Passed out under the bleachers?


Mom used to wear her rainbow afro-wig to all MY games.
When she started bringing a JOHN 3:16 sign to my swim meets...I reported her to child protective services.


I once knew a hooker who had that sign.

Her 3 o'clock appointment was always late and she hated that.


Didn't know you bothered with the small talk.


Usually I just sit and cry or try to get thread topics.


Bourbon 'n' Tears.

Great band name.


DB would call that Tuesday




posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 04:53 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Where's the mother fluffing clue?



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 04:55 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
Where's the mother fluffing clue?


Stop dogging me.



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 04:56 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If that's it, got it. Probably not but maybe.



posted on Dec, 21 2017 @ 04:58 PM
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a reply to: FauxMulder


PM me. The questions are in and I think I may do it next Sunday for the New Year.



posted on Dec, 22 2017 @ 09:15 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: chelsdh
I need a personal Fool, like King Lear. Would you like that position? Just someone to make me laugh all day and never tell me how badly I am screwing things up.


For you? Yes, I would do that.

You need to get me the hat though, I only have fedoras.


Fedoras are so sexy..(waves eyebrows).in that Dick Tracy kinda way...

And for me Tracy will always look like Warren Beatty.



posted on Dec, 22 2017 @ 09:21 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: chelsdh
Throw something better than cabbages at me though.......


I dont want to break any laws. Especially you-know-who's.


He who must not be named?



posted on Dec, 22 2017 @ 10:57 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
Fedoras are so sexy..(waves eyebrows).


I never leave home without one.



posted on Dec, 22 2017 @ 10:58 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
He who must not be named?


Mr. Cole.

Last name Law.



posted on Dec, 22 2017 @ 05:17 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I can’t say how giddy it makes me that this stupid joke is still rollling along!!!



posted on Dec, 23 2017 @ 09:12 AM
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originally posted by: chelsdh
I can’t say how giddy it makes me...


Yes you can, tell us.



posted on Dec, 27 2017 @ 08:29 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Middle initial S.???



posted on Dec, 27 2017 @ 08:38 AM
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a reply to: Sillyolme


One and the same.



posted on Dec, 27 2017 @ 09:12 PM
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Is this a boy's club!



posted on Dec, 29 2017 @ 01:05 PM
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  • Night Star
  • Kali
  • JacyGirl
  • Byrd
  • TheAntedilluvian (if you believe his haters)

And more to follow.



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 01:53 AM
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My Elfie senses told me to come here and what do I see? My name and on top of the list. Why am on top of the list? Was I good girl? A bad girl? Ok, I'm old, I'm not a girl...well, maybe sometimes when I'm nurturing the child within.

Hello Mason! And before you ask...NO! Make your own sammich!



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 06:27 AM
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Bad. Very bad.



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 06:54 AM
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Oh, it's also...



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 06:54 AM
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...that...



posted on Dec, 31 2017 @ 06:55 AM
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a reply to: Night Star


...time...




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