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Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

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posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 03:04 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Sunni or later, he'll get an editor.


He needs to Mecca some time for it instead of shoving food in his face all day.




posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 03:10 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Sunni or later, he'll get an editor.


He needs to Mecca some time for it instead of shoving food in his face all day.


That's because DB eats 'religiously'.
He puts the FAT in Fatwa...and the "MO HAM" in Mohammed!



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 03:12 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Sunni or later, he'll get an editor.


He needs to Mecca some time for it instead of shoving food in his face all day.


It's not like I Ramadan my throat. I eat very politely.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:03 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
That's because DB eats 'religiously'.
He puts the FAT in Fatwa...and the "MO HAM" in Mohammed!


He certainly strikes fear into the ownership of what he's taken to calling 'the Allah can eat buffet'.





edit on 3-12-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:25 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
That's because DB eats 'religiously'.
He puts the FAT in Fatwa...and the "MO HAM" in Mohammed!


He certainly strikes fear into the ownership of what he's taken to calling 'the Allah can eat buffet'.



Ah, yes....the old Allahu Snackbar...corner of Damascus and Mosul.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:26 PM
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Thanks for involving me, Augustus.

Hopefully I dispelled the rumours that I’m a nice guy.



& I have to say, this back and forth with the puns is brilliant.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:27 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Ah, yes....the old Allahu Snackbar...corner of Damascus and Mosul.


He nearly ate them out of everything and started eyeing my plate. So Iran.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:28 PM
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originally posted by: Hazardous1408
Thanks for involving me, Augustus.


You got it my friend.


Hopefully I dispelled the rumours that I’m a nice guy.


I believe that mission has been accomplished. Now go hug your mum.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:29 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Ah, yes....the old Allahu Snackbar...corner of Damascus and Mosul.


He nearly ate them out of everything and started eyeing my plate. So Iran.


Syriaously?



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:30 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Syriaously?


Yeah. No manners, it's like he's been living under Iraq or something.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:36 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Syriaously?


Yeah. No manners, it's like he's been living under Iraq or something.


Oman...He really needs to join Kuwait-Watchers.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:39 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Mosque you make so many bad puns? I'll let you mullah that over.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:43 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Oman...He really needs to join Kuwait-Watchers.


Those poor people, whenever he shows up there's just no Prophet in it for them.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:44 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: IAMTAT

Mosque you make so many bad puns? I'll let you mullah that over.


If Ayatollah once...Ayatollah a thousand times...Puns are the highest form of humor!



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:44 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm sheikh and tired of it!



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:46 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Khomeini more must we endure?



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:49 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

These are all gold, but this one has been the best thus far! Hummus ask for more! (More cultural/food related, but the food is the heart of everything!)



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:50 PM
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originally posted by: zosimov
Khomeini more must we endure?


Ahmed a few more jokes up that I can use later.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:52 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Oman...He really needs to join Kuwait-Watchers.


Sad to say it but DB is never going to put the Slim in Muslim.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 04:58 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zosimov
Khomeini more must we endure?


Ahmed a few more jokes up that I can use later.


You don't need to make jokes up ahead of time...You're so good at ad-Libya.




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