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Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

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posted on Nov, 30 2017 @ 08:00 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Those shorts gave me a wedgie.




posted on Nov, 30 2017 @ 08:02 AM
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a reply to: chelsdh


Pretty sure that was the plan when they designed them.



posted on Nov, 30 2017 @ 08:45 AM
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Never...EVER...ask your Hooters waitress for a lap dance!
Trust me on this.

You'll thank me later.



posted on Nov, 30 2017 @ 09:12 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

What if my Hooters waitress is DB?



posted on Nov, 30 2017 @ 09:14 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: IAMTAT

What if my Hooters waitress is DB?


Then Motor-boating is permitted,...but not encouraged.



posted on Nov, 30 2017 @ 09:18 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: IAMTAT

What if my Hooters waitress is DB?


Then Motor-boating is permitted,...but not encouraged.


We're eating at Hooters tonight!




posted on Nov, 30 2017 @ 09:26 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Never...EVER...ask your Hooters waitress for a lap dance!
Trust me on this.

You'll thank me later.


I once asked a Hooters waitress for extra napkins.

And you know what she said?

"What are you doing in my bedroom closet you creep!"


Terrible service.

I'll let myself out



posted on Nov, 30 2017 @ 09:53 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Never...EVER...ask your Hooters waitress for a lap dance!
Trust me on this.

You'll thank me later.


I once asked a Hooters waitress for extra napkins.

And you know what she said?

"What are you doing in my bedroom closet you creep!"


Terrible service.

I'll let myself out


I know....It hurts.

Zazz is still very touchy when anyone brings up her stint at Hooters.



posted on Nov, 30 2017 @ 06:42 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder


I'm in the middle of Jerkwater, Ohio making calls. You need to wait until Sunday, young man.



Psssst.I happen to live in Ohio! Also,thanks for the warning that YOU are
in the state.



posted on Nov, 30 2017 @ 07:11 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Psssst.I happen to live in Ohio! Also,thanks for the warning that YOU are
in the state.


I have left the fair city if Cincinnati behind me.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 08:56 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder


Guess what?



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 08:59 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Winning?


edit on 3-12-2017 by FauxMulder because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 09:09 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder


Something like that.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 09:17 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well, I could try and fill the rest of this page with something intelligent but...uh.....yea.

How about dem Browns?



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 09:23 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder


Still as awful as can be and I sadly have to go to Cleveland this week.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I really only watch one football game a year. And even then, I stay for the commercials and the game is for bathroom breaks, getting drinks, snacks, whatever. I love the satanic ritual half time shows though.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
I love the satanic ritual half time shows though.


Truly the best part, almost as good as a dog catching frisbees.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 09:30 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The puppy bowl? Fun fact, after that game those puppies are sacrificed to Rodger Goodell.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 09:31 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
The puppy bowl? Fun fact, after that game those puppies are sacrificed to Rodger Goodell.


Guess we shouldn't mention that the place kickers and punters use them to warm up.



posted on Dec, 3 2017 @ 09:32 AM
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