posted on Oct, 28 2017 @ 12:36 AM
A lab tried to hump me today. I was waiting around to get a smog check. Dude has dog in the front office. Okay, he likes pets. He's a sweet dog. Wow
he's very enthusiastic. Pet, pet, pet. Yes you can give me kisses. Okay, but off, off, OFF!
Yes, you go over there now. I don't even like dogs, so go away.
Okay you are being sweet and friendly again I will give you pets.
(Jar of treats on the counter.)
Okay, doggo you want a treat? Good boy!
OFF! OFF! OFFFF!
Yeah I'm waiting outside now.
About got hump-raped by a dog in front of my co-workers today.
Sadly, that's the most affection I've had in a decade, go figure.
edit on 28-10-2017 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)