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An Ode to my Bed.

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posted on Oct, 26 2017 @ 04:29 PM
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An ode to my bed:

Under the blankets
Here I am free
I can wiggle my toes
No dirty looks at me.
Under the blankets
Like a bug in a rug
Like a snail in its shell
Here I feel so snug.

Under the blankets,
the place I can ask why?
Oh my Lord,
why do you make your children cry?




posted on Oct, 26 2017 @ 04:50 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Well, no one else is speaking so I'll say it. That was simply beautiful.



posted on Oct, 26 2017 @ 05:53 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

I love my bed too. It's bliss.



posted on Oct, 26 2017 @ 06:16 PM
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Your heart may be download risk.
But your dick sure ain't no
floppy disk.



posted on Oct, 26 2017 @ 06:42 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

I feel that last verse or couplet or whatever it's called might not be the best choice. YMMV...



posted on Oct, 26 2017 @ 06:44 PM
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Betamax:

Like Mr. Potter
and Mr. Snape
It can bugger up
your video tape.
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posted on Oct, 26 2017 @ 07:09 PM
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To the best stripper in town!




posted on Oct, 26 2017 @ 09:26 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Tucked in my blankey,
My mind roaming free,
Pillows are plumped,
Under my knees,
Layna bear saws trees,
Asleep next to me,
All cuddled up,
After a hot cup of tea,
All bundled up,
Window cracked for a breeze,
The lights are off,
In boxers and tee,
One final cough,
Crap,
Now I have a need to pee...


Respectfully,
~meathead


edit on 26-10-2017 by Mike Stivic because: fixed a line that still is broken



posted on Oct, 26 2017 @ 10:08 PM
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a reply to: Mike Stivic

And to have a pee or not?

Got a water crises,

it all goes in the pot.


edit on 26-10-2017 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 27 2017 @ 03:09 PM
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Generals gathered in their masses.
Beneath the blankets passing gasses.

Death and hatred to mankind
Tomorrow honey
Dreamland is the place you'll find.

Oh Lord yeah!
edit on 27-10-2017 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 27 2017 @ 03:51 PM
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This universe, it's no longer far.
Sleep upon a shooting star.



posted on Nov, 3 2017 @ 04:59 AM
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genius ode!



posted on Nov, 8 2017 @ 06:16 AM
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a reply to: halfoldman
I hope this makes you smile. The worst thing is having a very uncomfortable bed and having to sleep in it when your bones are hurting.



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