The Devil went down to Australia

originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

Use your shoe Luke ...

Um. What do I do if it takes my shoe off me and uses it as a weapon against me? I'm just asking, just in case....

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

You dive into the hole that they emerged from, then swear a lot.

Oh ... and pet them gently if they try to get back in.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I fear NOT!!!
I am protected.




(sets alarm for 2:13 AM, roughly)

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

I too was thinking of that Charlie Daniels song when I titled this thread. I know ATS protocol says we should use the original title when posting

Protocol, schmotocol!
It's funny.

Being honest, I too would sign any deal with anyone, thing or demon that could save me from this monster.

What kind of 'deal' you got in mind?

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Oh as long as I'm left alive and in one piece, you can have everything. Please!

/me starts running away....

originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

You dive into the hole that they emerged from, then swear a lot.

Oh ... and pet them gently if they try to get back in.

Does eating lots of garlic help or does that just make things worse. Frightened minds want to know!

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

You can't use any foodstuffs as antidotes nor protection.

Screaming is the normal first reaction.

Running away may or may not be futile.

Garlic will stave off marauding vampires though ...

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
It's funny you mention it but a lot of members do not use their profile to give an idea of their geographical location.

I typically run their IP through the system here at Langley and it gives me all the info I need to determine where exactly they reside.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm glad someone has got our backs. And please, if there's a bug on mine don't tell me, just give me a big old slap on the back and pretend like you greeted me as a long lost friend!

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver


I'm a Mason, backslapping is what we do best.

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

If it is an Australian bug, you could not hide it.
They look you in the eye then bite you, then slap you on the back.

That is why the thong is footwear of choice.

( flip flops, jandals etc. )

a reply to: Timely

I'm more a socks and sandals kinda guy. Now I'm a ten pairs of socks and 3 pairs of steel-reinforced sandals kinda guy. Thanks for the tip.

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

Lol, my wife's cousin lives in Australia. He talks to her about killing all these huge poisonous spiders in his garage. He invited us to go visit him and his family, but he's scared the living day lights out of her with all the photos he's posted and stories about spiders there. I don't think there's a chance in hell we'll visit now, she's scared to death of spiders! That video looks like its a combination of a moth, a spider, Pin Head and Darth Vader!

I have to show this video to my wife, thanks for posting!!

originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

That is why the thong is footwear of choice.

( flip flops, jandals etc. )

I was picturing you with a thong on your foot...????
No, I wasn't thinking the footwear type...obviously.

a reply to: WeRpeons

Ideally I'd be standing behind a woman right now, trying to remain unseen, shouting words of "encouragement". I hope Night Star shows up soon, I didn't show her photos first though. I tried to be clever.

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver



Insane.


Footage taken in Indonesia not Australia.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: Timely
a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

That is why the thong is footwear of choice.

( flip flops, jandals etc. )

I was picturing you with a thong on your foot...????
No, I wasn't thinking the footwear type...obviously.

I thought I was the only person thinking extremely revealing ladies lingerie too.

It must be a language thing. Hopefully....

a reply to: TNMockingbird

I knew the mention of thongs would attract comment. Even after I clarified footwear.

We wont go down the fanny track ...

a reply to: Timely

OK. Language thing. Moving quickly back to scary things in Australia, can you tell us something that is not scary, deadly and is not trying to kill or threaten you in someway, either directly or indirectly, that lives there? I mean, is there truly any reason to visit Australia at all?

Sure it might look nice....

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
I mean, is there truly any reason to visit Australia at all?

Yes, definitely, Zazz lives in the United States now so it is much safer to visit Oz than it once was.