posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 03:07 AM
"Thanks viewers, we are live at the premiere of 'Ladybird's Dracula'.
And here come the celebs, walking passed us, going up the red carpet right now ...
There's Shia, with a paper bag over his head, and there's Mel with a brown paper bag sticking out of his pocket.
Tom Cruise was so excited because of his new girlbot, he starting humping the bouncer's leg.
Not much new to see here folks ... wait a minute, did I just see two enormous magic mushrooms walk past me?
Nope, it appears it was just Kim Kardashian in a Ladybird costume".
edit on 23-10-2017 by halfoldman because: (no reason
edit on 23-10-2017 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)