posted on Oct, 22 2017 @ 12:35 AM
You know, maybe I should have posted this in "rant", but I have to say, I'm really getting sick and damn tired of seeing my profile here on ATS and
it ALWAYS says I am online "now". Why the heck is that?? I mean, sometimes I'm just lurking and that damn profile just gives me away every single
I have this same damn problem with the mirror in the bathroom. Every time I go in there...there I am. It's frustrating as heck! Just one time I'd
like to go in there and have some time to myself, dangit! I mean seriously! How hard can that be????
I must have come here to ATS 50,000 times just to see my profile say "member was online 5 minutes ago", but NOOOOOoooooooo.
I wanna' be like "online 17 minutes ago" and have some joker post some smack and then leap out of the interwebz (with my cloak and all) and yell
"AHAAA...BUSTED...I was watchin' you the whole time, suckah." I mean, how cool would that be, right? "HA-HAAA!! You thought I was off
in the kitchen eating Captain Crunch, but I wasn't, Ramen Noodle face!" Am I right?
Even the mirror thing in the bathroom is easy enough to figure out...just toss a big hammer through the door before you go inside and that screws up
that suckah's game real quick!!
Anyway...sorry...I guess I should probably just go finish my Capn' Crunch now...hmmmph.