Uranus will be visible from Earth tonight

So many jokes. Well, here is another one. Are you happy to see me or is that just Uranus?

originally posted by: Blaine91555
a reply to: MuonToGluon

Sometimes a joke is just hard to get past, like a fart immediately leading to humor.

On topic - It rains solid diamonds on Uranus

“Previously, researchers could only assume that the diamonds had formed,” lead author Dominik Kraus, a physicist at the Helmholtz Dresden-Rossendorf research centre in Germany, told the magazine Cosmos. “When I saw the results of this latest experiment, it was one of the best moments of my scientific career.”

Seeee...As ive told so many, probing Uranus
can be profitable... And we are not talking
klingons.....

Uranus joke.

"Scientists check Uranus for signs of entropy and foreign objects breaking down the gasses used to support it's ring structure."
They found one, and now you have to go see a Proctologist.

originally posted by: MuonToGluon
Least scientifically studied/explored planet, and it is such a beautiful planet also, such a great shade of blue with a ring system also.

I care not for jokes, it's the last remaining planet that has not been studied or had a satellite sent to study it properly, exception of a very brief fly-by with Voyager.

I hope in the near future they consider a mission, there are a lot of broken theories and mysteries surrounding Uranus.

Indeed Uranus is truly mysterious !!!

a reply to: LondonMan

No not UR ANUS! I doen want to see that dirty ole hairy thing. lol

originally posted by: charlyv
Uranus joke.

"Scientists check Uranus for signs of entropy and foreign objects breaking down the gasses used to support it's ring structure."
They found one, and now you have to go see a Proctologist.

We shall call it Preperation H!! It feels good on the whole dont you think?

I saw Uranus a few years ago through my binoculars (it was really really tiny).

Now go ahead and take a look at Mianus: en.wikipedia.org...

Uranus is always interesting, but I hope that some day I can have a wiener in Mianus.

www.ctmq.org...

*link is completely safe for work*