The Last Friday the 13th Flight 666 Straight to Hel

It's Friday the 13th and you know what that means, don't you? Obligatory Friday the 13th weird news!

Are you a person who likes to thumb his nose at superstition? A superstitious sadomasochist bent on torturing herself with terrifying travel tribulations? Or maybe a person who just wants to do something super metal to have a story to tell?

Whatever the case may be, if you haven't done it before today, it's too late — you've missed your opportunity to fly a Friday the 13th flight 666 straight to HEL.

Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th Just Arrived for the Last Time

Finnair, the Finnish flag carrier that has operated the otherwise routine Copenhagen to Helsinki route for 11 years, is renumbering its flights at the end of the month.

“We’re growing, so we need more flight numbers.” the company explained via Twitter. In the future, the route will have the more mundane moniker AY954 (although, if you look hard enough, the digits still add up to 18, which is…oh, never mind).

Dont forget a hand grenade to kill the zombies with:


Next time they should do zombies on a nuclear submarine.

a reply to: theantediluvian


Just needs a Square and Compasses painted on the tail.

Do they offer first class?

My Mom & Dad got married on a Friday the 13th.

...And then they had me.

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
Dont forget a hand grenade to kill the zombies with:

Next time they should do zombies on a nuclear submarine.

Love that film.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: theantediluvian


Just needs a Square and Compasses painted on the tail.

Do they offer first class?

Just tell us what you did with MH370!

originally posted by: IAMTAT
My Mom & Dad got married on a Friday the 13th.

...And then they had me.

And you've been dodging dagger wielding priests ever since?

originally posted by: theantediluvian
Just tell us what you did with MH370!

We piloted into the hollow earth for a chemtrail upgrade.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Holy friggatriskaidekaphobia! The truth is out there.

I was 13 on Friday oct 13 the 13 of well today lol I am now 52 on the 13th friday .
and 13 in reverse is 31 and oct 31 isnt a hot day ether .
if i was stupidstiches I would be in trouble cant get unlucker then this lol

originally posted by: IAMTAT
My Mom & Dad got married on a Friday the 13th.

...And then they had me.

Explains soooooooo much!

J/K

originally posted by: IAMTAT
My Mom & Dad got married on a Friday the 13th.

...And then they had me.

My daughter was born on Friday the 13, January 13, in room 313, and she was 6.66 pounds.

True story. But she's the sweetest girl ever so F superstition

a reply to: FauxMulder

Nonetheless, you do periodically check for signs that she might be ushering in the end of days, right?

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: IAMTAT
My Mom & Dad got married on a Friday the 13th.

...And then they had me.

My daughter was born on Friday the 13, January 13, in room 313, and she was 6.66 pounds.

True story. But she's the sweetest girl ever so F superstition

I'd like to introduce your daughter to my son Damian.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: IAMTAT
My Mom & Dad got married on a Friday the 13th.

...And then they had me.

My daughter was born on Friday the 13, January 13, in room 313, and she was 6.66 pounds.

True story. But she's the sweetest girl ever so F superstition

I'd like to introduce your daughter to my son Damian.

Any boy she brings over will be introduced to Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.

a reply to: theantediluvian

I've checked. I think God may have tried to take her out before she even got here. The chord was wrapped around her neck so the doctor hit a button on the wall, the room immediately filled with people and I was shoved into the corner. She came out purple. The most scared I've ever been.

I may be raising the antichrist

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: theantediluvian

I've checked. I think God may have tried to take her out before she even got here. The chord was wrapped around her neck so the doctor hit a button on the wall, the room immediately filled with people and I was shoved into the corner. She came out purple. The most scared I've ever been.

I may be raising the antichrist

You've EXACTLY described my son's birth.
Seriously.

Have all of the doctors and nurses present at your daughter's birth ALSO been mysteriously and accidentally decapitated?

a reply to: IAMTAT

Yea! And mysteriously their bodies were found in our yard. Luckily, some how, we had a rock solid alibi.