Gunther Takes A Nap MW2017

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Not evil enough.

Good point. We need someone really despicable.

Heard hillary is looking for a new gig .
Thats gotta be the most evil thing on face of this planet . Ya could probably sign it on with a small donation to its foundation .

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: CIAGypsy


Or it could just be a fear of she-who-shall-not-be-named.

Who? Zazz?

*hears hammers being cocked behind*

originally posted by: theantediluvian
I'm pretty sure she went on a booze diet in the 90s. Plot the trajectory from say... Jewel of the Nile till the above. Now follow that 7 year more years until now. Also, unlike "Momma" she's alive. I think.

But is she willing to gain more weight for the part?

originally posted by: TracyC
Not everyone.

Everything comes to the light.

If you are light you will be blessed.

If you are darkness. You will not be happy.

The curse is upon you.

Okie dokie smokie, welcome back.

originally posted by: hutch622
Great job , attention to detail was superb .

Thank you, glad you enjoyed it.

Why not just get a drunken Aussie , there are loads of us about .

It cant be just any drunken Aussie, it has to be the epitome of drunken Aussies.

originally posted by: TrueBrit
That is amazing, creepy, demented, and fantastic.

Bloody well done!

It's like I wrote about things I knew. But I didn't.

Glad you liked it.

originally posted by: VengefulGhost
Heard hillary is looking for a new gig .

The Queen of Vegas would eat her spleen for breakfast and then ask for seconds.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Who? Zazz?

You're probably the same moron who says 'Candyman or Biggie Smalls' in front of the mirror.

originally posted by: zosimov
This cracked me up.

That's not what Heels looks like since I never met him but if I did, which I didn't, he looks exactly like that except balder and with yellower teeth.

originally posted by: PillarOfFire
Dude this was good!

like tiny said bad ass.

Glad you liked it.

originally posted by: mamabeth

I watched a movie the other night that had me thinking of you 3.Liam Neeson
was the primary actor and the movie was called," A Walk Through The Tombstones".
These guys would kidnap women in their van,torture and kill them.Their van was
much nicer than yours.They kept painting it different colors too!

We don't own a van.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth

I watched a movie the other night that had me thinking of you 3.Liam Neeson
was the primary actor and the movie was called," A Walk Through The Tombstones".
These guys would kidnap women in their van,torture and kill them.Their van was
much nicer than yours.They kept painting it different colors too!

We don't own a van.

We lease it.

Huge difference.

HUGE!

a reply to: DBCowboy


I'd hate to have to deal with the residual on that thing.


And by residual I actually meant the blood stains and the random finger or two wedged in the upholstery.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth

I watched a movie the other night that had me thinking of you 3.Liam Neeson
was the primary actor and the movie was called," A Walk Through The Tombstones".
These guys would kidnap women in their van,torture and kill them.Their van was
much nicer than yours.They kept painting it different colors too!

We don't own a van.

Did you steal it or "find" it somewhere where you weren't?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


I'd hate to have to deal with the residual on that thing.


And by residual I actually meant the blood stains and the random finger or two wedged in the upholstery.

Maybe you 3 should invest in those protective coatings for your van.I hear they are easy to
clean,you just use a garden hose and wash all the "evidence" away.

originally posted by: mamabeth
Did you steal it or "find" it somewhere where you weren't?

There is no 'we', this story is obviously all fictional.

originally posted by: mamabeth
Maybe you 3 should invest in those protective coatings for your van.I hear they are easy to
clean,you just use a garden hose and wash all the "evidence" away.

My Scotch Guard investments made me wealthy.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Who? Zazz?

You're probably the same moron who says 'Candyman or Biggie Smalls' in front of the mirror.

No, I'm a Beetle Juice guy.

How else are we supposed to keep in touch with our handlers?

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth

I watched a movie the other night that had me thinking of you 3.Liam Neeson
was the primary actor and the movie was called," A Walk Through The Tombstones".
These guys would kidnap women in their van,torture and kill them.Their van was
much nicer than yours.They kept painting it different colors too!

We don't own a van.

We lease it.

Huge difference.

HUGE!

Im still waiting for the rent money by the way guys...

Thats like 12 years you have my van!!!

I hope the pink tutu, fishing waders and gimp mask are still under the passenger seat by the way? (clean if possible!)

Warmest

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a reply to: AugustusMasonicusThat was...just out there awesome