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Gunther Takes A Nap MW2017

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posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 04:43 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Yea, but I didn't tell her that when wimmin die they go to live in his stained underwear, hopelessly trying to get them clean for all eternity




posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 04:50 PM
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a reply to: FauxMulder


It's like that Greek parable about Syphilis.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 05:08 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yes, except this one contains 2 boulders.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 05:17 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yes, except this one contains 2 boulders.


I think you may be confusing it with the Myth of Testaclese...another Greek tragedy.
edit on 16-10-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 05:25 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

What a great man he was.




posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 09:32 AM
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*crawls out of thread never to return...*

*mumble* ...Ha! Wait till they find out where they have to spend eternity...*mumble mutter* ...I'll never tell...

Ha ha ha...*cough wheeze*



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 09:40 AM
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a reply to: AboveBoard


Why you leaving, this thread got real nutty.



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 10:05 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: AboveBoard


Why you leaving, this thread got real nutty.



I think that most of your threads are really nutty.Why do you think I
keep coming back to them? I admit that stars are one reason and
another reason is that I want to be entertained here on ATS.



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 10:54 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Why do you think I
keep coming back to them?


I think because deep down you love us and you find us both exciting and scary at the same time.



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 11:23 AM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard


*crawls out of thread never to return...*

*mumble* ...Ha! Wait till they find out where they have to spend eternity...*mumble mutter* ...I'll never tell...

Ha ha ha...*cough wheeze*





Married you mean?πŸ‘



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 11:47 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 12:32 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.


You should try taking the ball gag offπŸ˜œπŸ˜‡

Warmest

Lags



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 12:59 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.


It's okay, Mama, we like you too. Especially your sandwiches.



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 01:02 PM
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So nice I said it twice.





edit on 17-10-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: πŸ‘οΈ πŸ’“ πŸ§€ πŸ•



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 02:12 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.


You should adopt us.

We promise we'll never put you in a home.



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 02:26 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.


You should adopt us.

We promise we'll never put you in a home.



I know you won't put me in a home when you have a cornfield nearby.



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 02:29 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Oh, about this adoption thing...Do not expect me to pay you 3 any
allowances dating back to your childhood days.



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 02:30 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.


You should adopt us.

We promise we'll never put you in a home.



I know you won't put me in a home when you have a cornfield nearby.


It's a very nice cornfield.



posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 03:02 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.


You should adopt us.

We promise we'll never put you in a home.



I know you won't put me in a home when you have a cornfield nearby.


It's a very nice cornfield.


Very nice, the nicest ever, no one has corn fields like that, the best in the world, amazing, beautiful bigly.




posted on Oct, 17 2017 @ 05:10 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I know you won't put me in a home when you have a cornfield nearby.


He did say 'home', not 'hole'.

They all go in a hole after awhile.



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