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Gunther Takes A Nap MW2017

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posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 11:40 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Now, that you have consigned yourself to your fate...I am going shopping and I need your credit card.
Make it snappy,I have a lot of shopping to do.


Since you are going for beer and sandwich essentials take the Chase United card, I can use some extra miles.

I just folded and never knew what hit me!


Of course you did.



BEER...NOW!...Hops to it!
(see what I did there?)




posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 11:40 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth


Small steps. Once I show you the special stain remover they give you when you join the Masons doing laundry will be a joy once again.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 11:42 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No,you just take that credit card and buy new undies each week,I am not
doing your laundry!



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 11:44 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth


Don't feel bad, Mama, out smarting the women is a skill I learned early on and now I use it for nefarious purposes like sandwich acquisition and laundry services.



I will make your sammies and fetch your beer.I will NEVER wash your under shorts,T-shirts and socks!


What?...WAIT!
You mean underwear needs to be washed?



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 11:45 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
No,you just take that credit card and buy new undies each week,I am not
doing your laundry!


*sigh*

So much progress up until this point.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 11:46 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth


Don't feel bad, Mama, out smarting the women is a skill I learned early on and now I use it for nefarious purposes like sandwich acquisition and laundry services.



I will make your sammies and fetch your beer.I will NEVER wash your under shorts,T-shirts and socks!


What?...WAIT!
You mean underwear needs to be washed?


With you 3,probably taken out and burned.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 11:47 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
With you 3,probably taken out and burned.


Just like we do with the bod....I mean, that could be a good idea.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 11:48 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
No,you just take that credit card and buy new undies each week,I am not
doing your laundry!


*sigh*

So much progress up until this point.





posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 11:49 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT


I really didn't want to resort to the stick again but it looks like carrots ain't working. This once again shows the irrational/emotional side of the wimmin species.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 11:50 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Why would I do your laundry? Who knows what you would leave in them?
Skid marks on the under shorts,using the T-shirt like a napkin or kleenex,
stuffing those smelly socks everywhere.I would be scared to death going
through your pant's pockets.Who knows what I would find there?



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 11:56 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
No,you just take that credit card and buy new undies each week,I am not
doing your laundry!


*sigh*

So much progress up until this point.




It may be time to take it to the next level.




posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 12:00 PM
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Also, notice the Masonic pattern on the floor?



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 12:01 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I would be scared to death going
through your pant's pockets.Who knows what I would find there?


Jimmy Hoffa.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 02:05 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I would be scared to death going
through your pant's pockets.Who knows what I would find there?


Jimmy Hoffa.



I don't think your pants are big enough for that,we have to check out DB's!



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 02:08 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Oh, snap. It's on like Donkey Kong with the fat man.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 02:23 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I would be scared to death going
through your pant's pockets.Who knows what I would find there?


Jimmy Hoffa.



I don't think your pants are big enough for that,we have to check out DB's!


Not sure about Hoffa...but 'THIS GUY' may be in DB's pants.



edit on 16-10-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 03:07 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I would be scared to death going
through your pant's pockets.Who knows what I would find there?


Jimmy Hoffa.



I don't think your pants are big enough for that,we have to check out DB's!


You want the ultimate hidden truth? The one many men have died trying to protect?


We all live in DB's pants.



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 03:18 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I would be scared to death going
through your pant's pockets.Who knows what I would find there?


Jimmy Hoffa.



I don't think your pants are big enough for that,we have to check out DB's!


You want the ultimate hidden truth? The one many men have died trying to protect?


We all live in DB's pants.


Nooooooooooooo!

*passess out - THUD*



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 03:28 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Now, that you have consigned yourself to your fate...I am going shopping and I need your credit card.
Make it snappy,I have a lot of shopping to do.


Since you are going for beer and sandwich essentials take the Chase United card, I can use some extra miles.


Okay,where do you buy that strange beer at? Also,what kind of stuff do you want in your sammies?
What am I saying here? It can't be true,I am agreeing to fetch your beer and make your sammies!
I need help here,where are the other women on this thread.I just folded and never knew what hit me!


Breathe. I'm here. I heard your urgent call from where I was passed out on the floor due to the revelation that all men are inside DB's pants.

Oh crap....I had to remember that....

*THUD*



posted on Oct, 16 2017 @ 03:31 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I would be scared to death going
through your pant's pockets.Who knows what I would find there?


Jimmy Hoffa.



I don't think your pants are big enough for that,we have to check out DB's!


You want the ultimate hidden truth? The one many men have died trying to protect?


We all live in DB's pants.


You Sir, have just violated the sacred manly oath.
Turn in your Pants Pass!



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