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My Encounter with the Fascist Nazi Patriarchy

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posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 02:04 AM
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a reply to: dfnj2015

You "Owe", your own money? That's funny all by itself.
edit on 7-10-2017 by murphy22 because: (no reason given)




posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 02:07 AM
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a reply to: theantediluvian

Gosh, you sound, like, totally righteous! I try to live by the same values, I mean, we've only got one Earth right? I never throw away food that's past its sell-by date because there are homeless people who are, like, literally starving? I leave the Yeti MTB in the garage and ride out on this ironic bike I reclaimed from the dump to hand out the food. It's so in-your-face to ride up on £10k's worth of carbon efficiency when these people have nothing but oppression and a dream.

Some wear leather shoes which is contributing to the misery of our animal cousins and totally not cool. Get to the back of the line! Just because you live on the street doesn't mean giving up your morals. I prioritise the Eastern refugees because white privilege still applies to the homeless and we've, like, totally bombed their countries, right? When will the greed of the white male ever end? SMH.

So anyway, they love the tofu pate, organic iceberg lettuce, locally-sourced soda bread and Quorn bacon I share with them. They scowl and mutter when I give the food out because I'm a white male and represent centuries of colonial oppression and genocide. They still have their pride, which is soooo cool, and will not touch the food while I'm there; instead they symbolically put it on the pavement in solidarity with their stance against the patriarchy.

We're flying a private jet (small carbon footprint, right?) to Kathmandu this weekend. We're there to show solidarity and stock up on organic, locally-sourced vegetables for the kitchen. It's good to contribute to the local economy and we love getting to know the staff at the Hyatt Regency. They love us because they're so spiritual and see what's inside instead of the shameful whiteness of our skins. We respect them too much to give them tips for cleaning so we give them books from the goodwill...knowledge equals power.



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 02:09 AM
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What no tasing , waterboarding , beating with truncheons , hounds loosed on ya ?

Calling hoax on this story .



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 02:14 AM
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originally posted by: VengefulGhost
What no tasing , waterboarding , beating with truncheons , hounds loosed on ya ?

Calling hoax on this story .


What did you think this story was supposed to be? Fifty Shades of Liberal?



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 02:15 AM
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This should be a whole adventure series. If you found that much sinister patriarchal machiavelianism lurking in the produce isle imagine all sorts of other real world scenarios. Of course you'd never go to them naturally, but if se Ted Nugent kidnapped your mom and held her hostage, and made a sort reality game show for his buddies out of sending you into situations like working on a snow crab boat, or as a lumberjack, or even something as ubiquitous as an iron worker on a commercial construction crew, and other fun stuff like forcing you to attend a big libertarian convention, or making you go vote for Trump at the next election... all on camera no less. For the season finalie maybe make you attend an inner city high school as the only white student.


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posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 02:22 AM
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originally posted by: theantediluvian

originally posted by: VengefulGhost
What no tasing , waterboarding , beating with truncheons , hounds loosed on ya ?

Calling hoax on this story .


What did you think this story was supposed to be? Fifty Shades of Liberal?


Everyone knows good story needs healthy dose of brutal oppression by the authorities .



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 02:35 AM
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a reply to: Kandinsky

Books instead of tips! Such a good idea! Tipping would only perpetuate the cycle of exploitation and rob them of their dignity. Nothing is more valuable than knowledge. And you're getting the books second hand so you're totally saving a forest from being raped.

You are such a good person.
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posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 02:44 AM
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a reply to: theantediluvian

Ya totally


We'd actually love to give them money. It's just sooooo exploitative and emblematic of centuries worth of white men raping their spirituality. I no longer even identify as 'male,' who needs a label? Everyone gets branded and tagged and put in a box. Not me! I define myself as 'spiritually enlightened' on all forms where gender oppression and demeaning sexist terminology is used. Grrrls are more spiritually attuned, beautiful and nicer people so I resent gender stereotyping.



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 02:45 AM
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a reply to: theantediluvian




french vanilla soy creamer


Vanilla!? Soy!?

So in your Fascist desire for coffee, you forgot about all the poor animals who were displaced to grow that!!?!!? How about all the workers who were driven by The Evil Nazi Corporate Empire to produce that crop just for YOU?


To be perfectly honest, after reading, I had to scroll back up just to make sure it was you that wrote this. lol
Well done, sir. Well done.



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 03:19 AM
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a reply to: dfnj2015

The OP was really just making light the absurdity of both the stereotypes of the Left and the tiny faction of idiots from which they're derived who end up screeching in viral YouTube videos.

The more polarized we are, the more we caricaturize one another, the less likely we are to be critical of our respective fringes. Nobody wants to aid the "other side" so we become permissive of assholes and that's when run the risk of becoming the caricatures.

You might want to check out my other thread here.



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 03:27 AM
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a reply to: theantediluvian

I thought it was hysterical! I've always thought you were a very talented writer, and even though I've been an ass to you in the past I am very glad you're here. I also apologize for being an ass.

I'd like to see one similar from a crazy alt-right nazi, and another from a bland centrist.



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 03:28 AM
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a reply to: Kandinsky

I'm fully woke now so I simply identify as "the problem." I find it's simpler and more to the point and it frees me up for more self-loathing which makes me feel a lot better.



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 03:30 AM
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a reply to: Domo1

Glad you enjoyed it. Haven't you noticed? Being a centrist is a bad thing these days. We're steadily hollowing the middle out.
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posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 03:40 AM
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sounds like someone has come off their medication,or your trying to be funny,what on earth are you trying to convey?a dream trying to make it reality?



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 03:43 AM
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NO ONE sticks their hands THAT close to me successfully anyway...



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 03:44 AM
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a reply to: theantediluvian

It's crazy how these satirical caricatures exist! Flights to Whistler and Goa every year to commune with nature and drink vegan lattes.

Incidentally, George Orwell was a notable Leftie and he simmered with hatred for his 'SJW' peers. There's a passage in the Road to Wigan Pier where he lacerates the type of socialists who wear sandals and eat muesli. I genuinely admire Orwell, but one of my favourite anecdotes about him was in the autobiography of a BBC boss. He was always wanting acceptance from the working classes and adopted drinking his tea from a saucer. It was a ridiculous affectation really. This BBC boss recalled sitting opposite to him in the BBC canteen as he noisily slurped his tea and stared defiantly.

It made me laugh out loud when I first read it and love him a little more. An ordinary hero.



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 03:51 AM
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This was great, major props man, classic!



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 03:53 AM
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originally posted by: theantediluvian
a reply to: Kandinsky

Books instead of tips! Such a good idea! Tipping would only perpetuate the cycle of exploitation and rob them of their dignity. Nothing is more valuable than knowledge. And you're getting the books second hand so you're totally saving a forest from being raped.

You are such a good person.


That's disgusting and fleshist.

If you go around handing out books, it helps strengthen the idea in ignorant minds that trees and their sad corpses aren't people. The only appropriate tip is a low volume spoken poem acknowledging the workers pain, the pain and suffering of everything they're doing to harm the ground they walk on, and your pain from knowing about the pain.

Stop being an everythingphobe, it's disgusting.



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 04:02 AM
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Entertaining.
The sad thing is that there are people like this (however few), on both sides, who invent their own realities to fight their 'good' fight. Gets them through the day I suppose.



posted on Oct, 7 2017 @ 04:16 AM
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a reply to: theantediluvian

You should send me your edit, no report if it was mean. The tears make my wine taste better.

I have noticed, you all should knock it off. Stop trying to false flag the rest of us.




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