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OMG I'm going to die....

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posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:08 PM
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I made my son a birthday cake. His birthday was Sept 24th. But I had a business trip so I never actually got to celebrate with him. So tonight we were just finishing dinner and I realized that I never even got a piece of his cake. There was still some left...so after a brief momentary loss of all cognitive reasoning skills...I took a big bite of a piece of cake.



Only to realize that it was FULL of mold and God only knows what kind of toxic bacteria..... Now I'm going to die.




posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:09 PM
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can i have your stereo?



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:10 PM
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a reply to: CIAGypsy

You now have super powers.

Kewel.



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:11 PM
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I couldn't help but hear the Seinfeld sting when reading this post




posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:14 PM
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The cake was already old and probably already was on the verge of mold then. That's pretty disgusting. But you won't die. Could be a little ill for a while.

We used to try and save money mixing powdered milk with homo for a few years as we went through 1 1/2 jugs a day when the boys were young and my shut in mother. Alas, within a day in the fridge in a glass picture it would go dark. So what they sell is always on the verge of mold and all the chemicals and gmo are additions.



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:14 PM
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originally posted by: dashen
can i have your stereo?


Wow...you still listen to 8 track? Just a forewarning....I think only the Kiss 8 track still works.



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:15 PM
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a reply to: CIAGypsy

First thing you need to do is drink some milk, if the cake was chocolate.



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:16 PM
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a reply to: CIAGypsy

Thank you for the laugh and you should go out and purchase some extra soft toilet paper...



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:17 PM
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a reply to: CIAGypsy


Don't worry Gypo, the CIA will just reboot your chat algorithms and you'll be back to you're old disinfo'ing self.



edit on 3-10-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:19 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

lol...this is what I felt like....




posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:20 PM
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a reply to: CIAGypsy

fine by me.



would almost rather eat that cake
edit on 3-10-2017 by dashen because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:28 PM
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SO? Was it bleu cheese cake? Mold is not always deadly.

Where do yo think Penicillin was discovered?



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:29 PM
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a reply to: dashen

ha ha....I can go dig it out of the garbage for you????



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:29 PM
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Mold ? Ewwwww
Shame the original penicillin was derived from molded oranges.
I would consider a plan ensuring a path to the ceramic throne was always clear.
There is a reason we in the south call that condition "back door trots"




posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:30 PM
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originally posted by: CIAGypsy
a reply to: dashen

ha ha....I can go dig it out of the garbage for you????


quickly!, before you expire

like that cake



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:30 PM
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originally posted by: Krakatoa
SO? Was it bleu cheese cake? Mold is not always deadly.

Where do yo think Penicillin was discovered?

Awww , you kinda beat me to it...



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:32 PM
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a reply to: Gothmog

I just call it a chance to catch up on my reading..



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:38 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: Gothmog

I just call it a chance to catch up on my reading..

Yeah , that too



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:38 PM
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originally posted by: Gothmog

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: Gothmog

I just call it a chance to catch up on my reading..

Yeah , that too


Now we know where this OP was posted from



posted on Oct, 3 2017 @ 09:47 PM
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I still can't get that nasty taste out of my mouth. I've tried eating other stuff and drinking a bunch of water.

The worst part (okay, maybe not the worst...this after taste is the worst) is that I can't believe I didn't notice it or at least SMELL it before I took a heaping bite!







 
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