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The Shed 17

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posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 09:26 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark
Skiddy, Oh how good to see you.

You make me smile. It warms my cold siren heart to know you are around and hopefully doing well.

Us 'Old Farts' remember how things were back when.




posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 09:28 PM
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originally posted by: WalkInSilence
a reply to: LightSpeedDriver
Wow, I am impressed in several ways.
One, you recognized and revealed one of my characters, how clever.

Don't let fair and innocent appearance fool you.

Two that was very well versed.



I have seen that pic and similar ones on facebook. I swear almost every day I see something you would love and I can't share anything because you aren't there. I wouldn't have to spam your page, I could share it in the messenger thingy there.



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 09:29 PM
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a reply to: WalkInSilence

He is well over at facebook, but his joke posts are...er...face palm. LOL



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 09:31 PM
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a reply to: WalkInSilence

Ooh...! All ad-hominem and stuff, right off the cuff! I feel truly uh...truly...yeah, that thing. Honoured! That's it. I think one foot down is big enough for both of us but I'm kinda willing to negotiate while also realising as a man my perception, opinion and words may well count for nothing in the eyes, ears or thoughts of anyone else. Mileage may vary, no guarantee, no money-back.

I DO apologise for the sweating. I eat a mainly manly spicy diet and it can sometimes leave a slight odour. Cough...



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 09:35 PM
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a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

Night lights scented candles all around the room.



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 09:36 PM
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originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
....ETA Now I remember why I ate all that garlic!


May you have dreams of that which we do not speak, my friend.

When one puts out bait, one may have a bite.

Sorry mate, you made me do the nose exhale fluid thing. A tummy laugh.

edit on 23-10-2017 by WalkInSilence because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 09:51 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
WIster, you are charming the men of the Shedlands.

Charming!!!! By no means. They are getting a proper thrashing for hogging the pages up and down with no consideration for the more gentle and fair spirits of The Shed.
Have you had a proper hug from any of them recently? No, neither have I. All the girls have fled to their high towers.
They leave empty bottles and cans, dirty plates and old socks all over, for us to pick up, when they are done romping around.
It is disgraceful. Ordnung Muss Sein.
I intend to call upon The Grand Fairy to restore order. If you approve.



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 10:04 PM
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a reply to: WalkInSilence

Change my socks? How dare you!

But uh...that thrashing... (winks surreptitiously and conspiratorially)....out of the question!

I also want a word with the Grand Fairy, my glass is almost empty!



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 10:13 PM
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originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
.... I'm kinda willing to negotiate

So you have hidden assets to negotiate with? What a pleasant surprise, bring them to the table and we will take them in to consideration.

.... while also realising as a man my perception, opinion and words may well count for nothing in the eyes, ears or thoughts of anyone else.


You can't use the gender pity card.
We know your tricks.
"My laundry is all ways red when it is done"
"My words come out wrong, because I am so dazzled by your beauty"



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 10:17 PM
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a reply to: WalkInSilence

Bahahaha! I did the snort laugh!



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 10:18 PM
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I shall watch from my tower now.




posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 10:18 PM
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originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
I also want a word with the Grand Fairy, my glass is almost empty!

Let us share a pint or two.

My choice of beverage porting the fair shores of the Isles.
Cheers and thank you. May your glass for ever be full.



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 10:21 PM
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a reply to: WalkInSilence

Night climbs down the cold stone steps of the tower to where WISter and Light are drinking beer. Stands there with puppy dog eyes hoping she will be invited to imbibe.



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 10:24 PM
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I just can't help feeling that you are both ganging up on me. I think when I read this back tomorrow I'll know for sure. I never wins with wimmins and I think, being completely honest open, that is best for everyone. My love is unconditional, multi-directional and deep. Or was it derp...?

Regardless, I wish everyone well.


ETA Sorry, I don't drink Guinness. It's like soup and I don't like soup.
edit on 23/10/17 by LightSpeedDriver because: ETA



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 10:26 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

Oh please do, and if you could hail some of all the missing creatures we could have a little feast.
You don't have to be so shy you know? You are the host.
Light must be off to dreamland though, it is close to morning in his neck of the woods.



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 10:28 PM
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a reply to: WalkInSilence

It's 5:30 am here. W00t w00t!



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 10:36 PM
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I must say I had a marvelous time.

Thank you all. You helped me take my mind off "things".
You are wonderful, funny, caring, compassionate....and I love you, I like you, I think the world of you.
Whooshes off to dream land and yet another day where I must face reality.



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 10:38 PM
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I too must clock out. Be well all! Until our next berating.



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 10:41 PM
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a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

Go to bed

Here is a little pixie dust for pleasant dreams.
No tricks, I promise.



posted on Oct, 23 2017 @ 11:08 PM
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originally posted by: Night StarAs for garlic, yep healthy for you but garlic breath...eeeew! As long as Light doesn't kiss anyone or stand too close, you'll be ok.


Actually garlic removes bad bacteria from the mouth. I am not saying one should always kiss someone who smells like garlic. And... maybe thinking of mouth bacteria is a turn-off anyway



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