posted on Oct, 11 2017 @ 02:49 PM
I AM A DEMON AND YOU HAVE NOTHING ON ME
So said the one… one unspoken but almost never unfelt. “I am a demon and you have nothing on me!” He was not red, he did not have sharp horns
and flames did not surround his presence. He is the one who haunts us all sometimes. All living beings. He summons upon living beings feelings of
worthlessness. Feelings of despair. Sometimes even feelings that the being does not want to be alive anymore.
And then came the day, the demon came to haunt the Shed. “I will suck the life force away from you all and eat it for breakfast!” “How do you
respond before I put some ketchup on you and drool on my feast?”
First came Lagomorphe to speak openly. Demon interrupted immediately: “You Lago… Schmago… whatever, what have you to say to me, I am a demon
remember?” Lagomorphe responded “Well… I have these rabbits I can call to gather here and shoot ultraviolet lasers from their eyes straight into
your soul telling you to chill out and try to love” Demon responded “Well I felt that, but that only tickles me a bit, anything better to
PrairieShepherd took a step forward and spoke “You arrogant demon, how dare you bring your negativity to the Shed, I know the vast lengths of the
prairie, your puny arrogance is nothing compared to that!”
The demon blinked only… only a blink, no expression on the face. Then all of the sudden, a fine pure soul stepped forward “I am Jacygirl. I have
met misery. But with the help of my Shed friends, I can turn that around against you!” Demon spitted in frustration.
Night Star shouted loud and clear this: “You, demon, your soul is as dark as the night sky, if you even have a soul, you bringer of sorrow! Look at
this night star and get blind or GTFO!” The demon fell on his knees, froze in to ice, ice turned in to ashes in to the ground.
LightSpeedDriver came and yelled “Yo! I can drive at light speed, and I have my vehicle right here, all of you Shed folks, step right in and I will
drive you light years away from this messy incident in a matter of seconds!” All shed members stepped in. The demon was gone forever. Demon lost his
battle, a battle against pure goodwill.