The Shed 17

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Beans eh? I hope they have loo-paper in that restaurant. I still remember that post "squelchy"! LOL

ETA: Sorry, couldn't resist but you were threatening the pixies.

Funny you should mention that actually!

I arrived at my hotel really late (near midnight) yesterday and was dying for a sit down on the porcelain telephone...

Just as well I looked first as there was no bog roll!

Luckily I always have a roll handy in my car for dog vomit and wife dribble...

ETA : Erm and pixie/Elf bloodstains

Warmest

Lags

a reply to: Lagomorphe

That was...

...vivid.

originally posted by: PrairieShepherd
a reply to: Lagomorphe

That was...

...vivid.

I am happy that you got a marvellous visual😜😉

Warmest

Lags

a reply to: Finspiracy

Love the music!!!!!! Sweet dreams Fin.

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: Lagomorphe

No, you're one of the weird ones. LOL

Buwhahahahaha

I have a good heart Night... honest 😊😇😇

Taps fingers on the table...hmmmm...Do rabbits lie? Hey, that would make a cool name for a song or band or something. LOL

Troll the troll walked through the Accasian forest.
He had walked many for many hours heading back to Aria and Errollorre.
Now he was getting tired.

He spotted a rotting carcass of a large half eaten animal beside a muddy bog.
Troll laid down in the sloppy mud and water and contently fell asleep.

Troll had a dream.
In it he saw the golden hair woman he had met at the Shed.
She seemed sad.
Troll asked her what was wrong.

As the golden hair woman told her tale, each subject that brought her distress appeared as a phantom in front of Troll.
Troll became angry that these things would make the woman sad.
He attacked the phantoms with great rage.
"This not good!" yelled Troll as he attacked the images.

But being merely specters, Troll had no effect on them.
They were like smoke that Troll would charge through.
As he would run through one he would crash into some trees, causing the trees to break and fall to the ground.
Running through another he would stumble into a pond with a great splash.
At one point he ran into a large wildebeest and they both rolled in the mud.

All this flailing about managed to bring a smile to the golden hair woman watching the comical scene.
As Troll rolled to her feet, she laughed.
"Thank you Troll" she said. "You make me feel better."

She handed Troll a single dandelion, and a half eaten glazed donut.
Troll didn't like flowers.
They smelled bad.
But donuts tasted good.
"It is good." said Troll, as he started to bite down on the donut.

But before he could eat the donut he awoke.
It was only a dream.
Troll looked around.
There was no golden hair woman.
Just a rotten animal carcass and a muddy bog.

Troll was disappointed it was only a dream.
Then Troll looked down at his large hand.
He was surprised to see his fingers gently holding a single dandelion.
Troll lifted it to his nose.

It smelled like donuts.

originally posted by: PrairieShepherd
a reply to: Lagomorphe

That was...

...vivid.

LOL, indeed.

Nighty night from me folks, I have a 12 hour drive tomorrow so will be offline for a while.

Might log on quickly whilst sat on the bog tomorrow morning just to say yoo hoo though...!

Take care to all and sundry.

Big slobbery hugs to the ladies and virile handshaking back patting to the lads.

"Disappears off in a puff of smoke and a rancid bunny fart..."

Warmest

Lags

a reply to: Errollorre

Oh Tom, I loved that! I miss your writing and am always so happy when you make a story entry. Wonderful!!!!

a reply to: Lagomorphe

That was quite the exit Lags. LOL!

Sweet dreams Hun!

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

Buwhahahahaha

I have a good heart Night... honest 😊😇😇

It's behind the Pork in that Cassoulet!

Hi Everybody!

I'm coming inside to lurk because it's pouring rain out and I'm soaking wet now.
It's ruining all the donuts too...making them taste like...dandelions...?

Going to get caught up on what I've missed.
jacy

a reply to: Errollorre

Hurrah!
Excellent stuff from our Tom!

Is it tooooo early for....



?

originally posted by: Gordi The Drummer
a reply to: Errollorre

Hurrah!
Excellent stuff from our Tom!

Is it tooooo early for....

?

Too early? No effin way!!!! To me, once it turns into October, it is Halloween month. God, how I love that video!!!!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!

a reply to: jacygirl

Hello Sunshine! Got your running shoes on? See you when you catch up.

a reply to: Night Star

Hey! I was just going to say the same thing.

It's not too early...it's perfect!
This video is freaking amazing!!

a reply to: jacygirl

*** BigG sets up a play-tent using a blanket, 3 cushions from the sofa and the Tartan Travel Rug from the rocking chair, so that it's nice, cosy and dark, then leaves a nice Jacy-sized opening near the kitchen door, that no one even knows... is there!***

shh!


G

a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

You made me a tent??
Ohmygawsh how fabulous!!

*crawls through secret opening*...*grabs laptop, smokes, coffee and donuts*...*closes flap*

My world is complete.

*quickly reaches out and pulls cat in*

Sorry Macy. Now my world is complete.

a reply to: jacygirl

pssst.... are the peek-holes big enough?

Are you sitting comfortably?
Then we'll begin tonights Movie Premier...

STAR TREK..... Taysiders In Space!

Warning: There are a couple of "very slightly Adult" "B" words in this one.
(But Most of you probably won't be able to understand a word of it anyway, because of the THICK Scottish accents!!!! ROFL)