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Types of men in the washroom

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posted on Feb, 10 2005 @ 12:53 PM
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1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.

[edit on 10-2-2005 by TrueLies]




posted on Feb, 10 2005 @ 12:58 PM
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Their brilliant

In my opinion the funniest ones were:


Originally posted by TrueLies
8) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.



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And i refuse to say which one I am



posted on Feb, 10 2005 @ 01:10 PM
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LMAO!


very good!



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