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The bravery and courage I have will live on forever

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posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 11:32 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: interupt42

Science.



Maybe I should just do this myself, and have her as an assistant. Wimmin make great assistants. I can have her fetch coffee.



And teach her how to make your sammies just the way you like them.




posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 11:36 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: interupt42

I agree.
'Assistant' is a bit technical a term for them to grasp.
Wimmin prefer to be called 'Hand Maidens' or 'Help Mates'.

It makes them feel actually useful and important.



Hand maidens,help mates?? I dare you to go to a bar and call
the woman who takes your drink order a BAR MAID!



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 11:38 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: interupt42

It's always good to pat them on the butt, to show they are appreciated.


You pat your wife on the behind,not strange women!



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 11:41 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

YIKES,BUSTED!
I forgot this was an idiot thread and I got caught up in the moment.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 06:51 AM
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Today's the day DB!

Nice knowing you old friend.




posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 07:05 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

bar wenches serve drinks for the menfolk.

In this culture, we have to make sure we get titles right!




posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 07:06 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
Today's the day DB!

Nice knowing you old friend.



I just made a small wee in my pants.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 07:21 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
And teach her how to make your sammies just the way you like them.


Wow, look at you Mamabeth! Your learning. This is really impressive considering your gender's reduced thinking capacity. Soon you can move off of Velcro sneakers and actually tie your shoes. Yay!



edit on 29-9-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 07:24 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


If you don't make it can I have Gunther?



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 07:30 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


If you don't make it can I have Gunther?


Yes. The ingrate. I caught him snorting my Haldol earlier.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 07:32 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


You're really slacking off on discipline. Maybe send him to get his last three teeth pulled instead of you.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 07:40 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


You're really slacking off on discipline. Maybe send him to get his last three teeth pulled instead of you.


I'm really just a kind and gentle person.

It's my fault. I have eased off on his beatings. . . down to 4 times a week.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 07:42 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


You're backhand is going to get soft with that workout regimen.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 07:49 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's times like this that make me reflect on my life and the impact I have on others.

The dental surgery at the hands of a species KNOWN to be evil is something I've had to deal with lately.

So with my mortality at stake, I have decided to turn over a new leaf and become more evil and actually WORK for world domination instead of just "trying'.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 07:58 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
And teach her how to make your sammies just the way you like them.


Wow, look at you Mamabeth! Your learning. This is really impressive considering your gender's reduced thinking capacity. Soon you can move off of Velcro sneakers and actually tie your shows. Yay!


How do you tie a show?



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 08:02 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


If you don't make it can I have Gunther?


A little bird told me that you "had" Gunther on at least 3 occasions!

Can't post the pictures here but they can be found at strangehairybear.com...

Apparently....
edit on 29-9-2017 by Lagomorphe because: Crap grammar... and my Granddad!



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 08:09 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
And teach her how to make your sammies just the way you like them.


Wow, look at you Mamabeth! Your learning. This is really impressive considering your gender's reduced thinking capacity. Soon you can move off of Velcro sneakers and actually tie your shows. Yay!


How do you tie a show?


Clearly you must be a female . Therefore you lack the capability to comprehend meanings based on context.

You must seek the assistant of a male immediately. He will help you understand that Sir Baby eating devil worshiping Augustus meant tie your shoe not shows.

However, I don't blame you, just your inferior anatomy. You did rather well in writing your question , so kudos for your husband who has properly trained you.


edit on 22930America/ChicagoFri, 29 Sep 2017 08:22:42 -0500000000p3042 by interupt42 because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 08:15 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's times like this that make me reflect on my life and the impact I have on others.


The only impact you should be having on people's lives is with their faces.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 08:16 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe
How do you tie a show?


With a noose.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 08:17 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe
A little bird told me that you "had" Gunther on at least 3 occasions!

Can't post the pictures here but they can be found at strangehairybear.com...

Apparently....


There's a reason he's a sad intern.




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