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posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 10:19 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well...DUH!


Just checking. Sometimes 'educated' wimmin get uppity.


Sorry, it's been a long time since I've heard 'educated' and 'wimmin' used in the same sentence.





posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 01:57 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
Wimmins are here, everybody run!


Geeez...Will somebody puleese call Mamabeth's son and tell him she's talking to the idiots again?



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 03:06 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

It's getting close to dinner time. They're probably back in the kitchen now.

*sends all clear signal*



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 03:15 PM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: IAMTAT

It's getting close to dinner time. They're probably back in the kitchen now.

*sends all clear signal*


Aren't their soap operas still on?



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 06:54 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

What I do like about you having to go to the dentist is...
your mouth will be WIDE open with nothing coming out
but a tooth.Big baby and we women are suppose to be
afraid of you and the other 2?


I am a very manly man who only cries manly tears.

It's the rule of Men.

You can only cry if;

1. Leg is caught in a bear trap
2. Your dog dies
3. You visit a woman dentist.


4. You see an empty Happy Meal box on the side of the highway




posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 06:57 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

What I do like about you having to go to the dentist is...
your mouth will be WIDE open with nothing coming out
but a tooth.Big baby and we women are suppose to be
afraid of you and the other 2?


I am a very manly man who only cries manly tears.

It's the rule of Men.

You can only cry if;

1. Leg is caught in a bear trap
2. Your dog dies
3. You visit a woman dentist.


4. You see an empty Happy Meal box on the side of the highway



I would only cry if the Happy meal was gone and I was still hungry. . . .





posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:00 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
...and I was still hungry.


When the hell are you not still hungry?



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:00 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Looks like you survived.

Try not to drool on your keyboard.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:03 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Looks like you survived.

Try not to drool on your keyboard.


I go under the knife tomorrow.

I see you survived the horrors of the woman-dentist!



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:06 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Looks like you survived.

Try not to drool on your keyboard.


I go under the knife tomorrow.

I see you survived the horrors of the woman-dentist!


I did.
I'm taking her out tonight to show her there's no hard feelings.

After all, she's been in my trunk since this afternoon.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:10 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Looks like you survived.

Try not to drool on your keyboard.


I go under the knife tomorrow.

I see you survived the horrors of the woman-dentist!


I did.
I'm taking her out tonight to show her there's no hard feelings.

After all, she's been in my trunk since this afternoon.


And they say chivalry is dead!



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 08:54 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
And they say chivalry is dead!


Chivalry was the name of TAT's dentist. Was.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:48 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy




Do women even have the capacity to BE dentists???

Absolutely not, they don't have the Strength to properly pull it out. Its Science.

Also you have to worry about her taking advantage of you when she sedates you. So at-least pick a cute one.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:51 PM
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a reply to: interupt42

Science.



Maybe I should just do this myself, and have her as an assistant. Wimmin make great assistants. I can have her fetch coffee.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 10:01 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: interupt42

Science.



Maybe I should just do this myself, and have her as an assistant. Wimmin make great assistants. I can have her fetch coffee.


Thats a good idea, but never refer to them as an assistant. Its offending to male assistant directors roles. You should refer to them all, as your secretary.

There is a reason why males are more logical, we have two heads. Its Science based.



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posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 10:09 PM
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I agree.
'Assistant' is a bit technical a term for them to grasp.
Wimmin prefer to be called 'Hand Maidens' or 'Help Mates'.

It makes them feel actually useful and important.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 10:16 PM
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a reply to: interupt42

It's always good to pat them on the butt, to show they are appreciated.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 10:44 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: interupt42

It's always good to pat them on the butt, to show they are appreciated.


Absolutely, positive encouragement is always helpful. When they really do something out of the ordinary such as clearly defining their thoughts , they should be grabbed in the front. It lets them feel secure and confident that they are worthy enough to make you that sammich.


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posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 10:54 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: interupt42

I agree.
'Assistant' is a bit technical a term for them to grasp.
Wimmin prefer to be called 'Hand Maidens' or 'Help Mates'.

It makes them feel actually useful and important.


Exactly, Perhaps we should start a womens group in order to help them understand themselves better.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 11:26 PM
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originally posted by: interupt42

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: interupt42

I agree.
'Assistant' is a bit technical a term for them to grasp.
Wimmin prefer to be called 'Hand Maidens' or 'Help Mates'.

It makes them feel actually useful and important.


Exactly, Perhaps we should start a womens group in order to help them understand themselves better.


You mean like the Spice Girls?

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