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The bravery and courage I have will live on forever

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posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:12 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Since my appointment is at lunchtime, I'm going to share my peanut butter and sardine sammich with her while she works on me.


make sure she cuts the crusts off before she serves it to you.


Well...DUH!




posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:13 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
It's videos like this one that remind me humanity is going to be OK.


Little fix.





edit on 28-9-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:16 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I was nervous about being at the dentist, so I wasn't at my best.


Should have had her fetch you a beer first to help take the edge off.


pfft!

Like I'd go anywhere without my "Gentlemen's Flask".


Make sure you keep the paper bag on it.

It's The Law!



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:16 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Like I'd go anywhere without my "Gentlemen's Flask".


I'd personally go to the dentist more often if I got to rinse with Balvenie 15.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:17 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well...DUH!


Just checking. Sometimes 'educated' wimmin get uppity.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:20 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well...DUH!


Just checking. Sometimes 'educated' wimmin get uppity.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, it's been a long time since I've heard 'educated' and 'wimmin' used in the same sentence.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:21 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Sorry, it's been a long time since I've heard 'educated' and 'wimmin' used in the same sentence.


I know, it's almost as bad as 'DB' and 'svelte'.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:42 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

What I do like about you having to go to the dentist is...
your mouth will be WIDE open with nothing coming out
but a tooth.Big baby and we women are suppose to be
afraid of you and the other 2?



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:44 AM
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Wimmins are here, everybody run!



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:45 AM
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originally posted by: Illumimasontruth
a reply to: DBCowboy

Female dentist? You sure you aren't being baited into some cosplay or something?

Seriously though, I am sure she is well taught and skilled in her trade. You'll do fine DB. Try to meditate or keep your mind distracted. When it's over with, ask her for a few vicodin. And a sammich.

Best wishes good Sir!


She not only has to pull his tooth he wants her to make his sammy too? Wait a minute...
a woman dentist...Denver coming up soon...



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:51 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well...DUH!


Just checking. Sometimes 'educated' wimmin get uppity.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, it's been a long time since I've heard 'educated' and 'wimmin' used in the same sentence.


Funny you should say that, I met an educated and intelligent blonde last week at dog training class :

A Labrador....

I'll show myself out...
edit on 28-9-2017 by Lagomorphe because: Labs rock



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:52 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

What I do like about you having to go to the dentist is...
your mouth will be WIDE open with nothing coming out
but a tooth.Big baby and we women are suppose to be
afraid of you and the other 2?


I am a very manly man who only cries manly tears.

It's the rule of Men.

You can only cry if;

1. Leg is caught in a bear trap
2. Your dog dies
3. You visit a woman dentist.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:55 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Wasn't there something about a clown costume and your dentist?



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:56 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

What I do like about you having to go to the dentist is...
your mouth will be WIDE open with nothing coming out
but a tooth.Big baby and we women are suppose to be
afraid of you and the other 2?


I am a very manly man who only cries manly tears.

It's the rule of Men.

You can only cry if;

1. Leg is caught in a bear trap
2. Your dog dies
3. You visit a woman dentist.


Guess you have never been to a nudist camp and sat on one of those plastic deck chairs with a crack in the seat?
edit on 28-9-2017 by Lagomorphe because: Crap spelling



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:57 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
Wimmins are here, everybody run!






posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:58 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

Wasn't there something about a clown costume and your dentist?



Sure.

You believe the clown costume aspect, but don't believe that a woman can be a dentist!

Well, neither did I.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 09:59 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

What I do like about you having to go to the dentist is...
your mouth will be WIDE open with nothing coming out
but a tooth.Big baby and we women are suppose to be
afraid of you and the other 2?


I am a very manly man who only cries manly tears.

It's the rule of Men.

You can only cry if;

1. Leg is caught in a bear trap
2. Your dog dies
3. You visit a woman dentist.


Guess you have never been to a nudist camp and sat on one of those plastic deck chairs with a crack in the seat?


I went to a nudist beach once.

They kept splashing water on me and kept trying to drag me back into the water.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 10:04 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I think this is one of your best posts and I was glad that I wasn't
drinking anything at the time,I might have choked!



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 10:12 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

He's great fun at the beach. Just don't ask him to come to your pool party...




posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 10:17 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Awww, here kitty kitty kitty

Toughen up!!
Think of how pretty you'll be afterwards.



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