The bravery and courage I have will live on forever

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I laughed and pointed and sipped my bourbon at the dentists.

(See? I brought it back around!)

You're confusing me by doing that. Does that mean we're back to making fun of wimmin?

Well, Zazz hasn't shown up to scare the hell out of us yet.

Yet.

a reply to: DBCowboy

She probably got lost on the drive over and ran into someone in the bike lane. Ahahahahah.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

She probably got lost on the drive over and ran into someone in the bike lane. Ahahahahah.

Oh man.

She drives?

Does she know which side to drive on?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

She probably got lost on the drive over and ran into someone in the bike lane. Ahahahahah.

It's not entirely her fault.



Wait....what am I saying....yes it is.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Oh man.

She drives?

Does she know which side to drive on?

Probably in both lanes like all wimmin.

a reply to: FauxMulder


Ever see the video of her parallel parking?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No. Please share

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm seeing my dentist today @ 12:30...she said it's supposed to just be a check up, but I don't trust her.

I don't see how anyone could trust a woman.

Churning butter isn't "good enough" for wimmin-work any more.

It should be okay, today.
I just hope she didn't just have a fight with her husband over her allowance...or (God Forbid) is on her period.

a reply to: FauxMulder

Remember, you'll never get this six minutes back:

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm seeing my dentist today @ 12:30...she said it's supposed to just be a check up, but I don't trust her.

I don't see how anyone could trust a woman.

Churning butter isn't "good enough" for wimmin-work any more.

It should be okay, today.
I just hope she didn't just have a fight with her husband over her allowance...or (God Forbid) is on her period.

The first time I ever met my woman dentist, I told her that her butt looked good in those pants.

(Just so we'd get off on the right foot!)

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The first time I ever met my woman dentist, I told her that her butt looked good in those pants.

(Just so we'd get off on the right foot!)

Wow dude, you said that? What's wrong with you?

Next time be considerate and throw a 'sweetheart' or 'hon' in there so they know you sorta care.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The first time I ever met my woman dentist, I told her that her butt looked good in those pants.

(Just so we'd get off on the right foot!)

Wow dude, you said that? What's wrong with you?

Next time be considerate and throw a 'sweetheart' or 'hon' in there so they know you sorta care.

I patted her butt, just to acknowledge her contributions.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Okay, that's better. Did you comment on it's firmness or lack there of?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Okay, that's better. Did you comment on it's firmness or lack there of?

I did flatter her with the standard, "Good birthing hips!" remark.

I was nervous about being at the dentist, so I wasn't at my best.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The first time I ever met my woman dentist, I told her that her butt looked good in those pants.

(Just so we'd get off on the right foot!)

Wow dude, you said that? What's wrong with you?

Next time be considerate and throw a 'sweetheart' or 'hon' in there so they know you sorta care.

"Toots" works great too.

Since my appointment is at lunchtime, I'm going to share my peanut butter and sardine sammich with her while she works on me.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I was nervous about being at the dentist, so I wasn't at my best.

Should have had her fetch you a beer first to help take the edge off.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's videos like this one that remind me humanity is going to be OK.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The first time I ever met my woman dentist, I told her that her butt looked good in those pants.

(Just so we'd get off on the right foot!)

Wow dude, you said that? What's wrong with you?

Next time be considerate and throw a 'sweetheart' or 'hon' in there so they know you sorta care.

"Toots" works great too.

Since my appointment is at lunchtime, I'm going to share my peanut butter and sardine sammich with her while she works on me.

Since it's lunch time, just toss a couple bucks at her and have her fetch sammiches.

Might get her off of talking about her hair or nails.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I was nervous about being at the dentist, so I wasn't at my best.

Should have had her fetch you a beer first to help take the edge off.

pfft!

Like I'd go anywhere without my "Gentlemen's Flask".

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Since my appointment is at lunchtime, I'm going to share my peanut butter and sardine sammich with her while she works on me.

make sure she cuts the crusts off before she serves it to you.