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posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:03 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My dentist is also a woman.


I know, I thought she was just the receptionist acting up while her man was out doing something important, but it's true.

Some women actually think they can do man-things.




posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:11 AM
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As an amateur internet historian, I can safely say (with all authority) a quote from Abraham Lincoln, one of our founding Fathers.

Right after the Lincoln-Douglas debates, Lincoln said, "Woman, make me a sandwich!"

It was those words that won him the presidency and helped the Russians defeat Japan during the Civil war and is why all the statues feature Chinese guys on ponies got torn down.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:16 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
My dentist is also a woman.


I know, I thought she was just the receptionist acting up while her man was out doing something important, but it's true.

Some women actually think they can do man-things.


Wow. S*** is getting out of control. Saudi Arabia is even going to let them drive!!! Like with a car. Probably should just glue a cell phone into their hands so they can text too. Stay the hell off the sidewalk my Saudi brothers, the end is nigh.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:17 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


How long before Zazz shows up and beats us?

*Looks in closet for evil Aussie Queen*



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:28 AM
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Did you guys see the thread about the alien that ran out of gas at our planet so she started posting on 4chan?

They said she was "asexual".

Yea right. Ran out of gas. Definitely a female alien.

Come to think of it, she may even be your dentist. 😱



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:30 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder


Or from Australia.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:54 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder


Or from Australia.


Australia is a made-up place.

Like Narnia. Or Cleveland.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:56 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Does it have a crap NFL team like Cleveland too?



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:57 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

No, you have to fly over the north pole to see it. That's the entrance to the hollow earth also known as 'Australia'.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:58 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Does it have a crap NFL team like Cleveland too?


Cleveland has an NFL team like I own skinny jeans.

It's nice to say, but you don't want to actually see it out in public.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:58 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

No, you have to fly over the north pole to see it. That's the entrance to the hollow earth also known as 'Australia'.


Wasn't Hitler from Australia?



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 08:02 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Yes but he retired in Atlantis.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 08:03 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

Yes but he retired in Atlantis.


Isn't that the capital of Georgia?


Never mind. . . the capital of Georgia is, "G".



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 08:04 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Cleveland has an NFL team like I own skinny jeans.

It's nice to say, but you don't want to actually see it out in public.


I suppose worse things can happen to them. Like the World Series. Or living there.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 08:07 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I had to go there for a week once.

And I had to meet Canadians there.

So Cleveland, plus Canadians.

I wept when my Uber took me back to the airport.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 08:10 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


I fly over it all the time. I just laugh and point while I sip my bourbon.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 08:10 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

Yes but he retired in Atlantis.


Never mind. . . the capital of Georgia is, "G".


You would think but being born in Kgeorgia I can tell you that people always forget the silent 'K'. Some reason they take the 'K' from Kgeorgia and put it on the word 'nife'.

Idiots.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 08:12 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


I fly over it all the time. I just laugh and point while I sip my bourbon.


I laughed and pointed and sipped my bourbon at the dentists.

(See? I brought it back around!)



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 08:12 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

Yes but he retired in Atlantis.


Never mind. . . the capital of Georgia is, "G".


You would think but being born in Kgeorgia I can tell you that people always forget the silent 'K'. Some reason they take the 'K' from Kgeorgia and put it on the word 'nife'.

Idiots.



I'm going to take a nee to that post!




posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 08:13 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I laughed and pointed and sipped my bourbon at the dentists.

(See? I brought it back around!)


You're confusing me by doing that. Does that mean we're back to making fun of wimmin?




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