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The bravery and courage I have will live on forever

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posted on Sep, 27 2017 @ 09:13 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

A word of advice DB, Dentist don't do prostate exams.


Actually, there's a better than 50% chance THIS ONE does them.




posted on Sep, 27 2017 @ 09:18 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Isn't that one called the pasty slam? Dennys has so many slams these days it's hard to keep up.

Anyway, did the dentist takes her cloths of for the exam?

Charlie Sheen calls that "winning"



posted on Sep, 27 2017 @ 09:20 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Pfffft....thats a very conservative estimate. Probably a 100000000% chance he does them.



posted on Sep, 27 2017 @ 09:31 AM
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ME: Hey! That's not my tooth!

HER: It's okay. I'm not your dentist.






posted on Sep, 27 2017 @ 10:06 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
ME: Hey! That's not my tooth!

HER: It's okay. I'm not your dentist.





Proctologist : And this aint your mouth...



posted on Sep, 27 2017 @ 10:43 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy
ME: Hey! That's not my tooth!

HER: It's okay. I'm not your dentist.





Proctologist : And this aint your mouth...


Proctologist : And this ain't my finger...



posted on Sep, 27 2017 @ 10:51 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy
ME: Hey! That's not my tooth!

HER: It's okay. I'm not your dentist.





Proctologist : And this aint your mouth...


Proctologist : And this ain't my finger...


DBcowboy : Oh dear....

ETA : Erm, actually he might say "Yes please!!"😜😜😜
edit on 27-9-2017 by Lagomorphe because: I am crap



posted on Sep, 27 2017 @ 10:58 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy
ME: Hey! That's not my tooth!

HER: It's okay. I'm not your dentist.





Proctologist : And this aint your mouth...


Proctologist : And this ain't my finger...


DBcowboy : Oh dear....

ETA : Erm, actually he might say "Thank you Senator"


Fixed it for you!




posted on Sep, 27 2017 @ 10:59 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Lagomorphe

originally posted by: DBCowboy
ME: Hey! That's not my tooth!

HER: It's okay. I'm not your dentist.





Proctologist : And this aint your mouth...


Proctologist : And this ain't my finger...


DBcowboy : Oh dear....

ETA : Erm, actually he might say "Thank you Senator"


Fixed it for you!



Dont you mean senators?



posted on Sep, 27 2017 @ 11:08 AM
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I just got off the phone with the dentists office.

(As an aside, they have only women working there. There was so much estrogen that I even started ovulating when I was there!)


Any way, I just got off the phone with the dentists office.

They are going to do a small bone graft on my jaw while they have me sedated and torn open. As many of you are doctors, medical professionals, and scientists, I know what you are all thinking. . . .


That I will gain super powers and the abilities of the donor bone tissue.

I will know everything that they knew.

Or

Their spirit will possess me and I'll go on a killing rage.


So either /or.



posted on Sep, 27 2017 @ 11:13 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't worry, DB...You'll be fine.


BTW: Everyone say 'Donor Bone' five times real fast.



posted on Sep, 27 2017 @ 12:13 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

Don't worry, DB...You'll be fine.


Lets not get him feeling too safe now.....




posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 02:29 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You're not alone. I've been putting off major dental work for about five years now... I'm, to the point of being pathological, terrified of dentists. The last time I went, I pulled every muscle in my back I was so stiff...which, of course, made the whole experience all the more nightmarish.

I'm looking into total sedation dentistry...



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 03:26 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


I bet i am about as pathetic as you are when it comes to the dentist, I have PTSD from boarding school in the U.K, we were dragged down in groups of 10 or so, each kid before would be screaming in agony and each and everytime I sat in that chair, I too screamed in agony.


I will never get over it, the dentist was not private they were on the national health system, so no matter how many people he pained, he would not get any more money, and that makes for a cranky dentist, especially dealing with multiple annoying screaming children.


Even though my current dentist is a lovely guy, gives me very little pain, other than hurting my wallet, I still sit there shaking and sweating like a little weenie.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 05:26 AM
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It is 20 after 3 in the am where I am.

Couldn't sleep.

Back is tied in knots.

And I'm not even going to the dentist until tomorrow.

On the plus side?

I'll be at work extra early this morning so I can terrorize my underlings!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 06:01 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
It is 20 after 3 in the am where I am.

Couldn't sleep.

Back is tied in knots.

And I'm not even going to the dentist until tomorrow.

On the plus side?

I'll be at work extra early this morning so I can terrorize my underlings!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


And your underlings will be laughing there arses off day after tomorrow when you turn up for work looking like a chipmunk


Warmest

Lags



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 06:01 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


"The six most frightening words in the English language are, 'The Dentist will see you now'". - Ronald Reagan




edit on 28-9-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: Armaments 2:9-21 And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 06:37 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm seeing my dentist today @ 12:30...she said it's supposed to just be a check up, but I don't trust her.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 06:58 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm seeing my dentist today @ 12:30...she said it's supposed to just be a check up, but I don't trust her.


I don't see how anyone could trust a woman.

Churning butter isn't "good enough" for wimmin-work any more.



posted on Sep, 28 2017 @ 07:00 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm seeing my dentist today @ 12:30...she said it's supposed to just be a check up, but I don't trust her.


Wait. A woman dentist?! Like she went to school and learned? Ahahahaha.

This should be in LOL or HOAX.




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