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The bravery and courage I have will live on forever

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posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 03:46 PM
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Well, I'm in the parking lot finishing off the 5th of vodka and speaking to you all on what is called an application on a phone!

The dentist is inside probably doing her nails or makeup and talking about purses.

This is my testimony for the world!




posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 03:53 PM
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originally posted by: dfnj2015
a reply to: Kandinsky

British people rule!


We want to, but nobody let's us anymore.



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 03:55 PM
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originally posted by: TobyFlenderson
Believe me, that was more than enough. And it wasn't even a whole one.


Wait. Now it's not even a full tooth? How dare you compare yourself to what poor DB is about endure. Shame on you, sir! Shame on you.



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 03:56 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I have some advice for you. No matter how bad it hurts, be sure not to take the pain killers. The dentist might have her way with you while you are sedated. I hear it's a big thing now. So man up and go commando. Tell her to snatch it out and be quick about it.

And remember what the Marines tell you in boot camp, "Pain is only weakness leaving the body".
go get em skippy!



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 04:12 PM
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Or...You could get lucky and this is your dentist




posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 04:30 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

One last minute bit of advice before you go in.

That waist-high, porcelain bowl with the water swirling around in it is not...(I repeat)...IS NOT a urinal!

Once I figured that out, my dental appointments went much, much better.



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 04:31 PM
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a reply to: Kandinsky

That's so gross. I'm reporting that to my favorite mod Kandins....oh wait



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 04:37 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I am as horrified as you when it is dentist time.Mine is a female as well and she always say's" im not going to hurt you".But it never helps.Good luck my thoughts are with you.



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 04:41 PM
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originally posted by: DAVID64
Or...You could get lucky and this is your dentist



Why is her adams apple covered?



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 04:44 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DAVID64
Or...You could get lucky and this is your dentist



Why is her adams apple covered?


You read my mind



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 04:48 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DAVID64
Or...You could get lucky and this is your dentist



Why is her adams apple covered?


You read my mind


You spend enough time in bars, you learn to notice these things.



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 04:48 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DAVID64
Or...You could get lucky and this is your dentist



Why is her adams apple covered?


You read my mind


You spend enough time in bars, you learn to notice these things.


Amen



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 05:07 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


I just wanted to let you know that I looked up to you. But now not so much.



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 05:15 PM
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Well. . . . it is done.

For now.


Do any of you recall the standard horror movies where the pretty young co-ed in the tight t-shirt and shorts opens the door and a cat jumps out and everyone sighs or laughs and then that's when the killer clown stabs her in the eye?

Well, I am that pretty young co-ed in a tight t-shirt and shorts.

And a clown stabbed me in the eye.


My dentist, the gal, just took x-rays and poked around and said, "Hmmm" a lot.

The tooth is broken, like my spirit and will to live.

I thought this would be a short thread, but I have to go back to that chamber of horrors on Friday for the actual extraction.

Yes.

They are going to pull the tooth.


But as brave and as fearless as I am, she wrote me a prescription for Haldol to be taken before my visit and pain pills afterwards, along with antibiotics.

I think she sensed a slight distress when I wouldn't open my mouth and sobbed and soiled myself in the chair.

So the saga continues.

My fearless quest for dental perfection is ongoing!



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 05:17 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Well, I am that pretty young co-ed in a tight t-shirt and shorts.

You've always been that to me old chap




And a clown stabbed me in the eye.

That part too






edit on 26-9-2017 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 05:20 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy


Well, I am that pretty young co-ed in a tight t-shirt and shorts.



Suddenly, I want a clown to stab me in BOTH my eyes!



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 05:30 PM
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To add, they suggested an implant, since my rugged and manly jaw line still has enough bone to handle it.

When they suggested an implant, I said I wanted a "Double D" because that would be hawt.



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 05:50 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
To add, they suggested an implant, since my rugged and manly jaw line still has enough bone to handle it.

When they suggested an implant, I said I wanted a "Double D" because that would be hawt.


We'll have to start calling you DD Cowboy.

[Where the hell is that eye stabby clown?]
edit on 26-9-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 05:53 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Well. . . . it is done.

For now.


Do any of you recall the standard horror movies where the pretty young co-ed in the tight t-shirt and shorts opens the door and a cat jumps out and everyone sighs or laughs and then that's when the killer clown stabs her in the eye?

Well, I am that pretty young co-ed in a tight t-shirt and shorts.

And a clown stabbed me in the eye.


My dentist, the gal, just took x-rays and poked around and said, "Hmmm" a lot.

The tooth is broken, like my spirit and will to live.

I thought this would be a short thread, but I have to go back to that chamber of horrors on Friday for the actual extraction.

Yes.

They are going to pull the tooth.


But as brave and as fearless as I am, she wrote me a prescription for Haldol to be taken before my visit and pain pills afterwards, along with antibiotics.

I think she sensed a slight distress when I wouldn't open my mouth and sobbed and soiled myself in the chair.

So the saga continues.

My fearless quest for dental perfection is ongoing!


Way to take it like a man.



posted on Sep, 26 2017 @ 06:01 PM
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I will write Trump and tell him to give you a purple heart for all that you went through,and to match the purple dress...



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