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The bravery and courage I have will live on forever

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posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:14 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Wimmin.

pfft.



If she made me a sammich it would taste like bitter anger.




posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:15 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I left you my favorite Antifa mask and a water balloon filled with my urine, and you wanted MORE?


While that is indeed highly generous, and I could probably use the DNA it held for cloning purposes, I always dreamt of having a German intern of my own.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:19 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I left you my favorite Antifa mask and a water balloon filled with my urine, and you wanted MORE?


While that is indeed highly generous, and I could probably use the DNA it held for cloning purposes, I always dreamt of having a German intern of my own.


Gunther simply wasn't hired.

He was cultivated in a secret government lab instilling through selective gene splicing, the most eager of subservient characteristics.

Plus, he's German. They're into that.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:19 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Thank goodness you weren't horribly murdered by your sadistic, Nazi, she-dentist.
We were all worried sick.

I feel a little silly now, having tracked down her entire family and having them shipped in a cargo container to New Guinea.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:20 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Maybe we should clone him instead. I think everyone's lives would be better of they could flog a German after a long day's work.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:26 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

I feel a little silly now, having tracked down her entire family and having them shipped in a cargo container to New Guinea.


UPS or FedEx?

I have an account with FedEx so I get a good rate.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:27 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


Maybe we should clone him instead. I think everyone's lives would be better of they could flog a German after a long day's work.


Imagine the peace on earth if we all had a Gunther to beat upon.

*sigh*



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Imagine the peace on earth if we all had a Gunther to beat upon.

*sigh*


No kidding. I think we could all win the Nobel Prize on this one. There would be no more violence if everyone got to beat a German daily.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

I feel a little silly now, having tracked down her entire family and having them shipped in a cargo container to New Guinea.


UPS or FedEx?

I have an account with FedEx so I get a good rate.

Those are both too fast and efficient.

I wanted the trip to take much longer in order to insure a modicum of familial cannibalism en route.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:39 AM
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a reply to: Tarzan the apeman.

I would say high on dental drugs and probably drooling as well.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:42 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I would say high on dental drugs and probably drooling as well.


FACT: Drugs don't make DB drool, genetics do.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 12:51 PM
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~Open up and say ahhhh~


*Pours bleach in DB's mouth to ensure disinfection*



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 04:59 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Thanks Zazz!

Nothing much new to report as I struggle with my disfigurement in a society that demands perfection.

I feel like I'm a character in "Gattaca" trying to hide my shame of imperfection.

But I struggle on, because I am a noble hero-knight-warrior, who does have a healthy supply of vicodin and a blankey.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 05:06 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh.

It lives.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 05:24 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh.

It lives.



Same thing my mother's delivery doctor said.




posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 06:23 PM
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But I struggle on, because I am a noble hero-knight-warrior, who does have a healthy supply of vicodin and a blankey.


Careful with that vicodin and 100 proof juice. Don't want that blankey to be a shroud.
edit on 30-9-2017 by olaru12 because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 06:40 PM
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a reply to: olaru12

I kid about the booze, but thank you for the note.

It was kind of you to say.



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