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The bravery and courage I have will live on forever

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posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 05:42 AM
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As everyone is aware, I'm not given to exaggeration or hyperbole. I am a humble, modest, private poster who only occasionally posts things that may be of interest to those on ATS.

So I can safely say that this was probably the most intense, prolonged, difficult medical procedure ever done before in the history of mankind.

They pulled the tooth, made some incisions, inserted the donor bone graft and sewed me back up.

Yes. It is just like Steve Austin in, "The Six Million Dollar Man". It is just like "Captain America, Winter Soldier".

I have reached a crossroad in my life right now.

I can either retire, with full disability after a prolonged rest, or take some ibuprophen and simply go back to work tomorrow because I have some meetings on Monday.

I don't was to blow things out of proportion here, but they haven't given me a handicap sticker for my car yet, even though I am bound in a wheelchair,, crippled and disfigured for life.

it may be 2 to 3 weeks before I can ever eat steak again.

Don't weep for me.

Just send money and scotch.




posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 06:02 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


So you are saying you are a super hero now or disabled super hero without a sticker? What would your super power be?
Are you high on dental drugs?




posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 06:11 AM
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originally posted by: Tarzan the apeman.
a reply to: DBCowboy


So you are saying you are a super hero now or disabled super hero without a sticker?



I am a crippled shell of my former self. But like any super hero, I will rise above my disability and have super friends. Some that will be really hot looking who wear yoga pants.

Right now, It hurts when I yawn. So I think this qualifies me for the para-olympics.



What would your super power be?


Projectile Twerking.



Are you high on dental drugs?



Abso-freaking-lutely.




posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 06:28 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


Well I am just glad you are alive. Everyone else wrote you off and some were even starting to claim your stuff. One dude called dibs on your truck. Is there some kind of super hero old folks home you can go into? They can help you until you start feeling better.
This place wouldn't be the same without you.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 06:44 AM
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a reply to: Tarzan the apeman.

I am a shut-in now. Crippled, damaged and homebound. It's been over 12 hours and I haven't even left the house yet. I have been couch-ridden for so long that I don't know if I will be able to go out in the world any more.

I am the Howard Hughes of my generation. Shut out from the world. Left inside, saving my urine in jars and shunning all human contact.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 06:44 AM
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a reply to: Tarzan the apeman.

Don't let him fool you. I have it on good (if not questionable) authority that he is recovering just fine.

See? Sympathy whore is all. Even cheating on his diet!!!

(love ya Cowboy!)



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 06:51 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

What your picture doesn't show is. . . . the remote needs new batteries.


THE REMOTE NEEDS NEW BATTERIES DAMMIT!




when they make the movie of my life, I hope they title it, "Sharknado 6".



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 08:11 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I am not suppose to play with you,you are a very,bad man*.


I'm like a box of strike anywhere matches, you just cant help yourself.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 08:12 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
Ever heard of a kitty siren?


That was one of my favorite games when I was a kid.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 08:13 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm glad you've inherited Gunther.
He so loved his beatings.


I'm going to make him sadder and more German than before.

That's kinda redundant.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 08:14 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
I call his truck.


The one that whimpers when he goes to climb in it? I'll send you some new shocks and struts.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 08:15 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy



Dammit.

Does this mean I have to return Gunther?



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 08:17 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
...and have super friends. Some that will be really hot looking who wear yoga pants.


You said you wouldn't share this.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 08:35 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
...and have super friends. Some that will be really hot looking who wear yoga pants.


You said you wouldn't share this.


Hillary said she wiped her hard drive of all pictures, but I managed to save a few.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 08:41 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Hillary said she wiped her hard drive of all pictures, but I managed to save a few.


I told her not to use a cloth!!!!



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:03 AM
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Talk about incompetence....what a crappy dentist.

I mean congrats on the successful sex change!



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:06 AM
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a reply to: FauxMulder


I really do feel cheated out of my inheritance.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:09 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Hillary said she wiped her hard drive of all pictures, but I managed to save a few.


I told her not to use a cloth!!!!


Wimmin.

pfft.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:10 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
Talk about incompetence....what a crappy dentist.

I mean congrats on the successful sex change!


Haters are always after me because I'm so damned beautiful.



posted on Sep, 30 2017 @ 09:12 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: FauxMulder


I really do feel cheated out of my inheritance.


I left you my favorite Antifa mask and a water balloon filled with my urine, and you wanted MORE?



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