The bravery and courage I have will live on forever

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

I will make you a thick, peanut butter sammie when you get back.

Make it using really crusty bread and crunchy peanut butter😈😈😈

Buwhaaaaaaaaaa....

Warmest

Lags

*anxiously awaiting the results of DB's lobotomy*

a reply to: FauxMulder

One just has to read his ATS bio to get the results from his earlier procedure .

a reply to: zazzafrazz

DB had a procedure to make him bi? What trickery are you playing here devil woman 😲

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My great mental acuity is still all male.

Here.

A joke.

Why don't wimmin wear watches?

Because stoves have clocks!


hahahahahahahahahahahahaha-pull my finger-hahahahahahahahahahaha

THAT was hilarious...but I suspect the fart joke probably went over the wimmin's pretty lil heads.

Wimmin don't fart because they don't have assholes.

They don't get those until AFTER they're married.


hahahahahahaha-wait, what?

Thats very true, it happened to my wife.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

I will make you a thick, peanut butter sammie when you get back.

I have decided that YOU are my favorite of the 3 idiots! I will make YOUR
sammies for you! I just made apple butter,grape and cranberry jelly a few
days ago.I am going to make cherry and blueberry next.Which one of these
do you want with your peanut butter sammy?

That devil dental woman probably has her hands in his mouth at this very minute.

I fear he may be lost.

originally posted by: mamabeth
Remember that cats always land on their paws!

They always land in my wood chipper.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

That devil dental woman probably has her hands in his mouth at this very minute.

I fear he may be lost.

I already have Gunther fetching me that crop and some manacles.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am not suppose to play with you,you are a very,bad man*.
No peanut butter and jelly sammies for you




* Old Twilight Zone episode.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Ever heard of a kitty siren?

a reply to: DBCowboy

After you get back from being tortured by the dentist...Mama
will make you some hot cocoa with whipped cream with a cherry
on top! That should taste okay with your peanut butter sammy.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

That devil dental woman probably has her hands in his mouth at this very minute.

I fear he may be lost.

I already have Gunther fetching me that crop and some manacles.

I'm glad you've inherited Gunther.
He so loved his beatings.

What is it, 545 on the west coast? What time do we assume the worst?

I call his truck.

I'm certainly not one to jump to conclusions...but DB has obviously been brutally murdered.

a reply to: IAMTAT

AM hasn't been here. He Probably helped bury the body before picking up Gunther.

Must have been a big hole.

He's not lost, nor is he y'know...gone on.
I believe he is simply grooming himself after his drooling, tooth pulling escapade.
Like this

Let's hope not for his wife's sake but...likely.
P.S. Don't forget to put your tooth (teeth) under your pillow Cowboy! THAT got my Aunt June's sister's husband's cousin's kids (who happen to be my step children) through college...